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1. Battlefield since 5000 BC.
2. Home of Jews, Muslims, and Christians. 3. Gets more media coverage then any other country. 4. A place that the rest of the middle east, and probably half of the world, want to blow up. 5. A country with really hot girls. 1. Wow, the Jews rebelled three times, and the last time the Romans invaded, destroying homes and raping wives?
Terrorist 1: Lets blow up Israel! Terrorist 2: We can't America is giving it a bunch of weapons. Terrorist 1: Ohh....LETS BLOW UP AMERICA!! 2. I visited Israel with my Islam and Christian friend! 3. Tonight, on CNN; we have nothing better to do than to cover another terrorist attack on Israel... Jon Stewart: Wow. 4. Iran: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL! Iraq: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL! Jordan: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL! Pakistan: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL! Lebanon: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL! 5. College kid: Holy shit, visiting Israel was worth it. College kid 2: Hell yea check out that ass! |
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a country the size of your fingernail that gets 10% of all international media coverage and has more trouble than half the rest of the world. "holy shit, did you see what just happened in Israel?"
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Israel is a country located in the middle east. Its capital city is Jerusalem. it has about 6,500,000 inhabitants. 81.5% of the population are jews, 17 % arabs and the remaining are christians, druze, circassian and other small communities.
Hebrew and arabic are the official languages of israel. " Last year i traveled in Israel, i went to the holly places in Jerusalem, swimmed in the Sea of Galilee, and went clubbin in Tel-aviv"
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Something everyone wants, but has no oil (see Chanukah).
Antonym: See Saudi Arabia for 'something no one wants, but has oil.' "That mercedes is a lot like Israel."
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1. The place to go if you want incredible falafel or shwarma, gorgeous wrap-around skirts, an abundance of kosher restaurants, camels and stray cats at every turn, and the most wonderful, breathtaking hikes you could possibly imagine.
2. Kind of like Teaneck, only less expensive. Yeshiva Girl 1: Nice skirt! Where did you get it?
Yeshiva Girl 2: Why, Israel, of course! |
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A really tiny country surronded by countries that either hate it or do not like it very, very much, but they have held on to that same stip of land for thousands of years. 1. "Soon, the Earth will be USA and Israel."
2. Israel may be small but it could whip your country's ass. |
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A legal and internationally recognized state created by the United Nations in 1948 as a result of the 1,878 year old documented history of extreme and senselss hatred against the Jewish people following the Roman destruction of their capital, Jerusalem, in 70 AD. The purpose of modern day Israel is to protect and provide a home and safe-haven to Jewish people.
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