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The historical Jewish homeland and the only Jewish sanctuary. About the size of a pencil and the age of your folks (founded in 1948) but somehow among the world's greatest powers despite jaw-dropping odds. The Israeli population has the highest number of PhDs and produces the greatest number of technological inventions per capita in the world (e.g. the cellphone). The GDP and living standards in Israel are about as high as England's. Despite its great military capabilities, it is the victim of Arab terrorism and is kept from kicking Arab ass by the anti-Semitic UN and the European Union who wish to see it annihiliated. Israel's only known friend in the world is the United States (God bless her). Israel will be a superpower and every Jew will one day live there. "If America doesn't bomb Iran to kingdom come before they get nukes, Israel should and will like it did to Saddam in 1981."
"Palestine? you mean that fake name the Romans gave to Israel in 70 AD?" "Palestinians? you mean those people who only moved to Israel from neighboring Arab lands in the late 19th century after the Jewish pioneers came, made the deserts bloom, built cities, and offered those Arabs jobs?" "Yasser Arafat? you mean that Egyptian who moved to Israel in the 1970's and became the leader of the "Palestinian people" half of whom are Egyptians too?" "The people of Israel are the chosen people." |
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a country the size of your fingernail that gets 10% of all international media coverage and has more trouble than half the rest of the world. "holy shit, did you see what just happened in Israel?"
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Israel is a country located in the middle east. Its capital city is Jerusalem. it has about 6,500,000 inhabitants. 81.5% of the population are jews, 17 % arabs and the remaining are christians, druze, circassian and other small communities.
Hebrew and arabic are the official languages of israel. " Last year i traveled in Israel, i went to the holly places in Jerusalem, swimmed in the Sea of Galilee, and went clubbin in Tel-aviv"
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Something everyone wants, but has no oil (see Chanukah).
Antonym: See Saudi Arabia for 'something no one wants, but has oil.' "That mercedes is a lot like Israel."
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1. The place to go if you want incredible falafel or shwarma, gorgeous wrap-around skirts, an abundance of kosher restaurants, camels and stray cats at every turn, and the most wonderful, breathtaking hikes you could possibly imagine.
2. Kind of like Teaneck, only less expensive. Yeshiva Girl 1: Nice skirt! Where did you get it?
Yeshiva Girl 2: Why, Israel, of course! |
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A really tiny country surronded by countries that either hate it or do not like it very, very much, but they have held on to that same stip of land for thousands of years. 1. "Soon, the Earth will be USA and Israel."
2. Israel may be small but it could whip your country's ass. |
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A legal and internationally recognized state created by the United Nations in 1948 as a result of the 1,878 year old documented history of extreme and senselss hatred against the Jewish people following the Roman destruction of their capital, Jerusalem, in 70 AD. The purpose of modern day Israel is to protect and provide a home and safe-haven to Jewish people.
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1. Battlefield since 5000 BC.
2. Home of Jews, Muslims, and Christians. 3. Gets more media coverage then any other country. 4. A place that the rest of the middle east, and probably half of the world, want to blow up. 5. A country with really hot girls. 1. Wow, the Jews rebelled three times, and the last time the Romans invaded, destroying homes and raping wives?
Terrorist 1: Lets blow up Israel! Terrorist 2: We can't America is giving it a bunch of weapons. Terrorist 1: Ohh....LETS BLOW UP AMERICA!! 2. I visited Israel with my Islam and Christian friend! 3. Tonight, on CNN; we have nothing better to do than to cover another terrorist attack on Israel... Jon Stewart: Wow. 4. Iran: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL! Iraq: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL! Jordan: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL! Pakistan: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL! Lebanon: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL! 5. College kid: Holy shit, visiting Israel was worth it. College kid 2: Hell yea check out that ass! |
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