Islington Tosserati 

Residents from the London borough of Islington, who are typically, wealthy bankers, champagne socialists or employed by the BBC. First came to notoriety in 1997 with New Labour entering government. Favoured holiday destination, Tuscany where they live on a diet of sun-dried tomatoes and polenta (poncey Italian porridge), washed down with litres of Chianti.

All those lefty liberal leaning socialist worker types on the parliamentary Public Accounts Committee are unfit for purpose, apart from a bit of virtue signalling to all their Islington Tosserati mates.

'It's Grim Up North London', my MP is Emily Thornberry, there's Waitrose convenience store on every corner, and crossing the road you're likely to be run over by an Ocado van. Furthermore you cannot move for poncey restaurants packed full of the Islington Tosserati.

Islington Tosserati by Pol Advisor February 12, 2021

Islington, MA 

The best section of Westwood, MA. A section of Westwood, MA that is tucked away but so close to everything. Islington has one of the most prestigious elementary schools, Downy, fantastic access to the Rt 1 and 128. The average resident is upper-class, mostly white and upwardly mobile. Real estate tends to hold its value very well.

I wish we could afford to live in Islington, MA. Westwood MA is nice, but Islington is so much better.

Islington, MA by Anonymous 02090 January 24, 2011

Islington, MA 

A snooty section of Westwood, MA filled with spoiled little brats who run around dressed in their Abercrombie & Fitch clothes, wearing their $100 sunglasses, while driving the car that Daddy bought for them.

Your typical kid from Islington is so stuck up, they think they're the cream of Westwood, itself a town filled with spoiled little brats.

An Islington girl is usually good for one blow-job, but you'll have to buy her expensive trinkets along Newbury Street first.

I know that she's a spoiled little cunt from Islington, MA, but she swallows.

Islington, MA by DaddyBits July 1, 2011

Jaywalker of Islington 

A person who threatens to start operating like a normal, proper human after getting his ass beat for fifteen minutes straight. But instead chooses to jaywalk four lanes of heavy traffic.

"Holy shit you are the Jaywalker of Islington"
"The rumours are true, they jaywalker of Islington is real"

Person One - "have you heard of the "ice truck killer?"
Person Two - "Nah, but you should watch out for the "Jaywalker of Islington"

Jaywalker of Islington by Captain Talon December 18, 2024

Irvington 

A dirty, burned out city in Northern New Jersey. Located slightly Northwest of Newark. Governed by a corrupt mayor with a corrupt police force. Has one of the highest crime rates in country.

Irvington was middle-class suburb prior to the 1980s. It is now one of the worst examples of urban decay in the United States.

Irvington is now more dangerous than Newark.

Irvington by RashaadB August 20, 2006

Irvington 

An city in Northern New Jersey where more than half of the houses are boarded up or burned down. Crime is so out of control that the police use military equipment to keep order.

The movie Black Hawk Down was filmed live on location in Irvington. It's a demilitarized zone.

Irvington by Lance Boone July 16, 2007

Irvington 

a town in New Jersey with a bit over 50,000 people west of Newark. Its crime is dramatically high and has once been reffered to as "the murder capitol of the country". The town used to be prodominately White before the mid 70s to early 80s when the the black population scooted in bringing the black population to over 80% and bringing the crime up with it. If Irvington had a higher population, the city would probably be recorder as the most dangerous city in the country numorous times.

PS. When driving around the city of Irvington, NJ you will come across signs saying "prevent our city shootings".

-I found a cheap house in the east side of irvington.
-Then get ready to get shot up all the way west into Maplewood.

Irvington by DEEON January 1, 2009