Being an islander is the reproduction from the mating of two genetically related parents, which can increase the chances of offspring being affected by recessive or deleterious traits. This generally leads to a decreased fitness of a population, which is called inbreeding depression.
People who like to talk about everyone else but themselves;
Liberals who steal legally
A premier who likes chicks with dicks
Islanders like Ghiz
Ghiz likes an islander dick in his mouth.
ex: philippines,indonesia,malaysia. <- malayo-polynesian
palauans,guamanians,etc <- micronesians
papuans,soloman islanders,etc <- melanesians
samoans,native hawaiians,tongans,etc <- polynesians
and many other places in asia pacific and north america that were inhabited by island tribes.
Islanders speak fairly normal english, with a few peculiar twists. Words like 'bagel' and 'dad' are consistently pronounced improperly. They also have no concept of a 'backpack' or 'knapsack', instead prefering to use queer little articles they lovingly refer to as 'kitbags'.
To be fair, all islanders who venture forth from the Island are good people and make great companions. Though a strange breed, they bring enrichment to the historically incestuous regions of Eastern Canada.
Ted: He likely took the Confederation Bridge. You know, that ridiculous waste of taxpayer dollars that's the only thing propping up the Island's economy besides Japanese tourists?