The Religion that follows history's greatest pedophile, Chris Hansen would be happy to catch this one!

Mohammed aged 51 was with his favorite child-bride Aisha 6

"Mohammed would take a bath with the little girl and fondle her."
(Bukhari 6:298)

"Mohammed deflowered pre-pubescent Aisha when he was 54 and she was 9"
(Bukhari 7:62.88)

"In Islam, rape, marriage, and divorce of pre-pubescent children is allowed"
(Koran 65:4)

"Muslims, in fact, Allah himself, considered Mohammed to be the ideal man"
(Koran 68:4, 33:21)
"Islam is a religion for pedofiles"

"No, it's good"

"Who's your ideal man again?"
by LOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL March 20, 2013

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A religon that teaches peace. The religon is good. It is what people bring into the religon, some of it is bad and most is good. Not every Muslim is good.
It is prayer time, i must read my prayer before the next one begins. Oh, it is time for me to read the Quran! Islam is a very peacful religon, i cant wait to make a new freid like my new Muslim friend! Muslim ( Mus-lim) ( sound out the s more not Muzlim, Muslim.
by Peacenotwar June 21, 2016

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Islam means submission to God. God translated in the Arabic language is "Allah". This religion is a peaceful religion but not a pacifist religion. It is a religion that is practical. Verses in the Quran that people take out of context make it look like the whole religion is evil. Yes there is war in Islam but it is not just to spread violence. It is usually used fir self defense. God also prohibits Muslims in war to hurt women, children, the elderly, or even a tree, yes even a tree.

Islam does not preach to hate all non Muslims. Prophet muhammed in fact allowed traveling Christians to spend the night and even pray in his mosque before.

There's so much more incidents and facts to prove that Islam is not the violent evil religion people think it is.

Islam is about rationally submitting to God after being convinced Islam is the truth. The Quran is filled with historical, geographical, linguistic, and scientific miracles like the Big Bang.

It's not blind faith. It's based off pure logic and reason and of course faith.
Islam is a religion of logic reason and faith.
by WeYoung36 May 28, 2016

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A religion about peace in which its followers, Muslims, follow the teachings of God and his last prophet Mohammad. One misconception about Islam and Muslims is that it is a religion of violence in which its followers are to kill, enslave, or convert all non-Muslims which is not true. Many quote passages in the Quran such as
Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with God, for which He had sent no authority".
or
Quran (2:191-193) - "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah disbelief is worse than killing...
but if they desist, then lo! God is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until there is no more Fitnah disbelief and worshipping of others along with God and worship is for God alone. But if they cease, let there be no transgression except against Az-Zalimun (the polytheists, and wrong-doers, etc.)"

Despite these passages one must not take the Quran literally, also the Quran was written at a time when Muslims ha to the defend themselves violently. When it says Unbelievers it means Muslims whom do not adhere to the faith of Islam despite having the title. Same goes for infidels and non-believers.
Muslims follow the religion of Islam
by Sebapoli September 06, 2014

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A religion that teaches peace, kindness and righteousness. It is often wrongfully associated with violence.
In Islam, even a simple smile is a good deed.
by Juiletterosefr March 26, 2014

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A religion of peace and followed by Muslims who follow the teachings of the Quran and worship one God (Allah in Arabic), and believe the prophet Muhammed (PBUH) is the last messenger of God.
"Islam is perfect but Muslims are not."
by Jasmine Arman July 03, 2014

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In Islam there is one God called Allah he is the creator of this world, and is not human and doesn't have any children. Muslims are followers of Islam and believe in Allah, The Prophets, and The Quran.

There are a lot of racist and inaccurate definitions and to set them straight, Islam does NOT promote terrorism or violence. If you actually read the Quran you will realize that Islam is about peace. You cannot judge MILLIONS of people on Media Lies, the media only shows the destruction caused by Muslims and exaggerates on it HOWEVER UNFORTUNATELY IN ALL RELIGIONS There are terrorists and you CANNOT JUDGE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE on a bunch of terrorists. Followers of Islam are peaceful people.
What religion do you believe in?
Islam
by BeautifulWorld January 23, 2012

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A religion made look messed up on UD by perverted minds using fabricated verses from the Koran and taking historic events in the wrong context.
Dude A: Dude this Urban Dictionary is awesome.
Dude B: Yeah. except for one thing. They have "tall, dark and awesome" for Christians and "terrorists and pedophiles" for Muslims.
Dude A: May be its true.
Dude B: Dude. 22% of the world's population are following Islam. Im pretty sure we'd be fucked by now if there were that many terrorists and pedophiles living in the world.
by watsmynamedoood December 28, 2010

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