The Religion that follows history's greatest pedophile, Chris Hansen would be happy to catch this one!

Mohammed aged 51 was with his favorite child-bride Aisha 6

"Mohammed would take a bath with the little girl and fondle her."
(Bukhari 6:298)

"Mohammed deflowered pre-pubescent Aisha when he was 54 and she was 9"
(Bukhari 7:62.88)

"In Islam, rape, marriage, and divorce of pre-pubescent children is allowed"
(Koran 65:4)

"Muslims, in fact, Allah himself, considered Mohammed to be the ideal man"
(Koran 68:4, 33:21)
"Islam is a religion for pedofiles"

"No, it's good"

"Who's your ideal man again?"
by LOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL March 20, 2013
A religon that teaches peace. The religon is good. It is what people bring into the religon, some of it is bad and most is good. Not every Muslim is good.
It is prayer time, i must read my prayer before the next one begins. Oh, it is time for me to read the Quran! Islam is a very peacful religon, i cant wait to make a new freid like my new Muslim friend! Muslim ( Mus-lim) ( sound out the s more not Muzlim, Muslim.
by Peacenotwar June 21, 2016
A monotheistic Abrahamic religion, common in the middle east, founded by the supposed prophet Muhammed and worshipping the deity Allah. According to the religion, "God is One." It is descended from Ishmael (As opposed to Judaism and Christianity, which descended from Isaac.) Adherents (Which are called "Muslims") believe that Biblical figures such as Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, and Jesus were prophets of Allah. Another prophet, reffered to as Muhammed, appears only in the Qu'ran (one of the muslim holy books). There are three other associated holy books, the Torah, the Zabur, and the Injil (Gospel.)
Islam is the religion associated with most -stan countries.
by Neutral Extremist February 22, 2014
A religion based on manners and one that is often connected with terrorism. However, Islam is a religion, and terrorists are extremists in the religion and believe Islam is something it is not. Islam is not a religion of violence, which people often mistake it for. Muslims believe there is one and only 1 God, and Mohammad Peace Be Upon Him is his Messenger.
Islam is based on manners.
by _Ryoma_ November 11, 2014
A religion that teaches peace, kindness and righteousness. It is often wrongfully associated with violence.
In Islam, even a simple smile is a good deed.
by Juiletterosefr March 26, 2014
A religion about peace in which its followers, Muslims, follow the teachings of God and his last prophet Mohammad. One misconception about Islam and Muslims is that it is a religion of violence in which its followers are to kill, enslave, or convert all non-Muslims which is not true. Many quote passages in the Quran such as
Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with God, for which He had sent no authority".
or
Quran (2:191-193) - "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah disbelief is worse than killing...
but if they desist, then lo! God is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until there is no more Fitnah disbelief and worshipping of others along with God and worship is for God alone. But if they cease, let there be no transgression except against Az-Zalimun (the polytheists, and wrong-doers, etc.)"

Despite these passages one must not take the Quran literally, also the Quran was written at a time when Muslims ha to the defend themselves violently. When it says Unbelievers it means Muslims whom do not adhere to the faith of Islam despite having the title. Same goes for infidels and non-believers.
Muslims follow the religion of Islam
by Sebapoli September 06, 2014
A religion of peace and followed by Muslims who follow the teachings of the Quran and worship one God (Allah in Arabic), and believe the prophet Muhammed (PBUH) is the last messenger of God.
"Islam is perfect but Muslims are not."
by Jasmine Arman July 03, 2014
islam is a religion, JUST A RELIGION.

why the fuck are you on this site, can't you see its being run by 8 year old european atheist COD fanboys?
islam is a religion.
by Themuslimgoatfucker November 10, 2015
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