The Religion that follows history's greatest pedophile, Chris Hansen would be happy to catch this one!

Mohammed aged 51 was with his favorite child-bride Aisha 6

"Mohammed would take a bath with the little girl and fondle her."
(Bukhari 6:298)

"Mohammed deflowered pre-pubescent Aisha when he was 54 and she was 9"
(Bukhari 7:62.88)

"In Islam, rape, marriage, and divorce of pre-pubescent children is allowed"
(Koran 65:4)

"Muslims, in fact, Allah himself, considered Mohammed to be the ideal man"
(Koran 68:4, 33:21)
"Islam is a religion for pedofiles"

"No, it's good"

"Who's your ideal man again?"
by LOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL March 20, 2013
only thing in the world you can't make fun of without risk of decapitation
"And what about that Mohammed guy, wasn't he a weirdo. I mean Islam is-" THWACK!
by Horseshyte April 20, 2011
A religion that teaches peace, kindness and righteousness. It is often wrongfully associated with violence.
In Islam, even a simple smile is a good deed.
by Juiletterosefr March 26, 2014
A religion you need to find good sources to know about. Negative images spreading through social media tells nothing about what Islam accurately is.
Reading about Islam from reliable sources will give you a lot of well grounded materials.
by F2sh6 January 20, 2015
A religion based on manners and one that is often connected with terrorism. However, Islam is a religion, and terrorists are extremists in the religion and believe Islam is something it is not. Islam is not a religion of violence, which people often mistake it for. Muslims believe there is one and only 1 God, and Mohammad Peace Be Upon Him is his Messenger.
Islam is based on manners.
by _Ryoma_ November 11, 2014
A religion of peace that erupts in riots and violence at the slightest disrespect or depiction of somebody they are not allowed to depict so neither is anybody else
People keep saying islam is a religion of peace but it is the religion everybody is afraid of upsetting.
by Anti-life equation November 08, 2014
The religion of Muslim people, who believe in the Koran and the prophet Mohammed. Most smart people can identify them as loving, caring, and generous people. Sadly, most people aren't smart and associate Muslims with extremist terrorist groups. Don't believe that! It's a lie.
Jewish and Christian guy: Hey Mohammed!
Muslim guy: What's up guys?
Stupid guy: Aren't you a terrorist? Stupid Islam.
Muslim: No
Jew and Christian: Pick up a Koran idiot. There's nothing violent in it. We can all coexist.
by bfgcxcrtgtf January 29, 2015
Created in the late Classical Period by the fraud prophet Muhammad, who took the bible and copied it down to the color scheme, thus making his own religion. Spoken by a vassal of God, the beliefs were peace and love, and lasted about half a decade before everyone started killing themselves to determine who was to head this "violence free" religion. Since then, killing has been as normal to Muslims as going to church for Christians, except it occurs more frequently. And instead of a private religious university, they have ISIS, which specializes in teaching these "naive" British boys how to most efficiently behead their dads on live television (considered a sport, like basketball, in most Muslim countries).
Reporter: So, Islam supporter. Why do you commit such war crimes?

ISIS Member: Because you started it! "wahhh"

Reporter: Ummmm, no you did. 9/11, remember?

ISIS Member: The only thing we did to you was kill 3000 innocent civilians, destroy 2 of your most iconic buildings and wreck several blocks of NYC. Heck, my 3 year old Muslim daughter has a higher kill streak in ISIS sponsored Pre-K.

Reporter: Ehhhh...

ISIS Member: and we had a legit reason! Democracy sounds and looks stupid!

Reporter: But you've never witnessed it first hand, much less experienced it...

ISIS Member: So? I don't have to experience anything, I have Alaa!

Reporter: Wha-?

ISIS Member: SILENCE! Don't bash Alaa. He is the equalizer of people, the guardian of peace. And I will kill you in his name! *Beheads Reporter*
by DEFINITION=TRITH December 17, 2014

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