The Religion that follows history's greatest pedophile, Chris Hansen would be happy to catch this one!

Mohammed aged 51 was with his favorite child-bride Aisha 6

"Mohammed would take a bath with the little girl and fondle her."
(Bukhari 6:298)

"Mohammed deflowered pre-pubescent Aisha when he was 54 and she was 9"
(Bukhari 7:62.88)

"In Islam, rape, marriage, and divorce of pre-pubescent children is allowed"
(Koran 65:4)

"Muslims, in fact, Allah himself, considered Mohammed to be the ideal man"
(Koran 68:4, 33:21)
"Islam is a religion for pedofiles"

"No, it's good"

"Who's your ideal man again?"
Islam: A satanic, blatantly evil, male supremacist cult, comprised of an imaginatively constructed socio-cultural paradigm; whose apophenic members modify their lifestyle according to a long dead shaman ancestor’s view of the world.
The primary purpose of Islam is to force males to be delusional and to enslave and degrade females.

Islam has two major and irreconcilably opposed divisions:

a) Shi’ite’s who devote their lives to Allah, the prophet and the Koran.

b) Sunni’s who devote their lives to Allah, the prophet and the Koran.

which is seen by both types as grounds for total hatred of the other.

For Muslim’s Friday is a special day when they can spuriously riot about imagined insults to Islam and burn flags of western nations.

Part of a Muslim’s remaining waking hours are spent examining vegetables etc, in their search for pareidolia expressing koranic verses.

Historically Islam gave nothing to the world; along with the other nine Arabic (actually Vedic) numerals.

Islam falsely claims that ‘god’ is more important than humanity, whereas in reality nothing is more important.
The imam called for the death penalty for the catoonists who insulted Islam, and 50 muslims died in the street riots that followed

'Freedom go to hell' shouted the follower of Islam locked up in prison
by white squirrel November 07, 2010
A religion vigorously defended by people who normally claim to hate all religions.
I think all religions are outdated superstitious fairy tales and anyone who follows one is a mindless sheep. What did the pope say about Islam? How dare he insult the time-honored religious traditions of these proud and noble people!
by Andrew Morse September 24, 2006
1. A religion that pray to the allah (note that their allah is a moon god that muhammad took as he please from pagan religion ; thus is completely different from Christian God (YHWH)).

2. A religion whose prophet was a mass murderer (that was not an act of self defense, rather mohammad himself who made a war with innocent people back then , so don't give me a crap about his action was justified), fucking 6 years old kid (Aisyah), practice polygamy, tell his follower to kill Christian and Jew so when they died , they got 72 virgins in the heaven.

3. A religion that slowly crushing a western civilization from inside.
useful idiot 1: hey, not all islam follower is like that ; only terrorist who do that

muslim moderate: yea, the terrorist is the one who made shame of islam teaching

Me: wrong you fucktards. You got it completely backward logic. They are the one who actually follow mohammad teaching. The good people in islam is actually the one who didn't follow islam , or didn't know anything about it, only knows how to pray 5x times a day like an idiot.
Also , you muslim moderate : you are actually worse than moslem radical because you are like a time bomb that can blew up anytime , and you also act like nothing happened / turned a blind eye when moslem radical beheading non-moslem's head.
by bang_mamat_wts April 23, 2011
A religion that is in desperate need of a Renaissance or Age of Enlightenment. Islam is a religion that shares the same beliefs and core foundations of Judaism and Christianity, but affirms that Muhammad is the final Prophet of God. Muslims are not bad people, but Islam never had a renaissance (similar to the Protestant Reformation in Christianity) and Muslims need to rethink about the way they deal with the rest of Humanity. Muslims are overall nice and kind people and many muslims are now changing the way they approach Islam. Many muslims (myself included) realize that all religions are personal faiths and that ISLAM NEEDS TO BE TREATED AS A PERSONAL FAITH AND NOT A POLITICAL DOCTRINE. Peace at home and Peace in the world!
We are secular Muslims, and secular persons of Muslim societies. We are believers, doubters, and unbelievers, brought together by a great struggle, not between the West and Islam, but between the free and the unfree.
We affirm the inviolable freedom of the individual conscience. We believe in the equality of all human persons.

We insist upon the separation of religion from state and the observance of universal human rights.

We find traditions of liberty, rationality, and tolerance in the rich histories of pre-Islamic and Islamic societies. These values do not belong to the West or the East; they are the common moral heritage of humankind.

We see no colonialism, racism, or so-called “Islamaphobia” in submitting Islamic practices to criticism or condemnation when they violate human reason or rights.

We call on the governments of the world to

reject Sharia law, fatwa courts, clerical rule, and state-sanctioned religion in all their forms; oppose all penalties for blasphemy and apostacy, in accordance with Article 18 of the Universal Declaration of Human rights;
eliminate practices, such as female circumcision, honor killing, forced veiling, and forced marriage, that further the oppression of women; protect sexual and gender minorities from persecution and violence;

reform sectarian education that teaches intolerance and bigotry towards non-Muslims;

and foster an open public sphere in which all matters may be discussed without coercion or intimidation.

A woman should be free to dress modestly as she please, to wear a headscarf if she chooses. She should not be forced to veil against her own free will.

We demand the release of Islam from its captivity to the totalitarian ambitions of power-hungry men and the rigid strictures of orthodoxy.

We enjoin academics and thinkers everywhere to embark on a fearless examination of the origins and sources of Islam, and to promulgate the ideals of free scientific and spiritual inquiry through cross-cultural translation, publishing, and the mass media.

We say to Muslim believers: there is a noble future for Islam as a personal faith, not a political doctrine;

to Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, Baha’is, and all members of non-Muslim faith communities: we stand with you as free and equal citizens;

and to nonbelievers: we defend your unqualified liberty to question and dissent.

Before any of us is a member of the Umma, the Body of Christ, or the Chosen People, we are all members of the community of conscience, the people who must chose for themselves.
by Secular Muslim March 26, 2008
A religion of Islam which, like the other two major monolithic religions in the world promotes violence, death and vengeance. The guy who came up with Islam was called Mohammad, a shepherd boy who used to spend months alone in the desert with sheep. Well obviously one becomes delirious and starts to talk to some supreme being, maybe one called "Allah" or god. Anyways he got some kid to write some stuff (because he was not literate himself) that this dude in the sky told him to write, often grammatically incorrect and got a bunch of retarded nomads to follow him. For awhile he owned then the power got to his head so he started writing random crap like “Slay the infidels wherever ye find them” and then when he was getting owned he started writing stuff like “Let there be no compulsion in religion; truth stands out clearly from error…”
The most used word by Muslims (people who practice Islam) around the world is "Jihad" followed by "BOOM" and "Infidel"
by PenguDa January 07, 2008
I'm a practicing Muslim myself so I'll give you the real deal. First of all it is NOT ok to blow yourself up in Islam. Suicide is completely forbidden and is considered a sin. You are allowed to fight only if you are threatened fatally. Hurting women and children is forbidden under any circumstances. Muslims follow Muhammad who they believe to be a messenger of God. They worship five times a day, fast in the month of Ramadan, give annual charity, and perform a pilgrimage to the holy city of Makkah. They believe in Jesus as a messenger, not son, of God because they beleive God is so independent, he does not need anybody.
If you blow yourself up you are not a Muslim.
Terrorism is forbidden is Islam.
by Muslimguy January 13, 2010
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