A self-righteous, violent, facist, hypocritical but monotheistic religion that was founded by Muhammad, and follows the violent teachings of the Kuran that demand Jihad against anyone in the world who is not a Muslim, for the intent of “conversion.” In order to earn favor with God, you must follow seven pillars—none of which will save you. This is what separates Islam from Christianity, in that Muslims believe salvation can be achieved by good works, while Christianity teaches that salvation comes only through faith in the resurrected Jesus Christ. Muslims (followers of Islam) call the supreme deity (God) Allah and Muhammad is his prophet.

Islam and Muslims claim the word Islam means “peace” but is anything but peace. It is a religion of perpetual outrage and violence against anyone of other faiths. Islam promotes the killing and violence of non-Muslims, for conversion. Its followers have a dangerous preoccupation with death and suicide attacks against people as a result. This is an abomination to most religions because the real, loving God wants Salvation thru faith and not force. Islam hates people of other religions. It embraces terrorism for the sake of destroying the West, Jews and Israel. Islam believes Jews and Christians came from pigs, which is crazy. This is Naziism at its finest. You don’t believe me that Islam is a dangerous religion? Sura 8:12-13 says “Give courage to the believers. I shall cast terror into the hearts of the infidels. Strike off their heads, strike off the very tips of their fingers!' ‘ How about this one: "When you meet the unbelievers in jihad, chop off their heads. And when you have brought them low, bind your prisoners rigorously. Then set them free or take ransom from them until the war is ended." (Sura 47.4) Nuff said. Muhammad was a murderer so why shouldn’t his phony religion be? Islam also teaches that its followers will eventually rule the world, and the destruction of America is in their future. This is partly why 9-1-1 happened. If you don’t believe that Islam is a facist religion that wants to rule the world then I have some beachfront property in Kansas I would like to sell you.
Islam is a religion of nothing but hatred, violence and death. This explains the epidemic of violoence in the Middle East.
by krock1dk December 05, 2007
Islam: A satanic, blatantly evil, male supremacist cult, comprised of an imaginatively constructed socio-cultural paradigm; whose apophenic members modify their lifestyle according to a long dead shaman ancestor’s view of the world.
The primary purpose of Islam is to force males to be delusional and to enslave and degrade females.

Islam has two major and irreconcilably opposed divisions:

a) Shi’ite’s who devote their lives to Allah, the prophet and the Koran.

b) Sunni’s who devote their lives to Allah, the prophet and the Koran.

which is seen by both types as grounds for total hatred of the other.

For Muslim’s Friday is a special day when they can spuriously riot about imagined insults to Islam and burn flags of western nations.

Part of a Muslim’s remaining waking hours are spent examining vegetables etc, in their search for pareidolia expressing koranic verses.

Historically Islam gave nothing to the world; along with the other nine Arabic (actually Vedic) numerals.

Islam falsely claims that ‘god’ is more important than humanity, whereas in reality nothing is more important.
The imam called for the death penalty for the catoonists who insulted Islam, and 50 muslims died in the street riots that followed

'Freedom go to hell' shouted the follower of Islam locked up in prison
by white squirrel November 07, 2010
A religion vigorously defended by people who normally claim to hate all religions.
I think all religions are outdated superstitious fairy tales and anyone who follows one is a mindless sheep. What did the pope say about Islam? How dare he insult the time-honored religious traditions of these proud and noble people!
by Andrew Morse September 24, 2006
*spits*
Islam makes me spit
by emancipation proclamation September 20, 2009
A religion that is in desperate need of a Renaissance or Age of Enlightenment. Islam is a religion that shares the same beliefs and core foundations of Judaism and Christianity, but affirms that Muhammad is the final Prophet of God. Muslims are not bad people, but Islam never had a renaissance (similar to the Protestant Reformation in Christianity) and Muslims need to rethink about the way they deal with the rest of Humanity. Muslims are overall nice and kind people and many muslims are now changing the way they approach Islam. Many muslims (myself included) realize that all religions are personal faiths and that ISLAM NEEDS TO BE TREATED AS A PERSONAL FAITH AND NOT A POLITICAL DOCTRINE. Peace at home and Peace in the world!
We are secular Muslims, and secular persons of Muslim societies. We are believers, doubters, and unbelievers, brought together by a great struggle, not between the West and Islam, but between the free and the unfree.
We affirm the inviolable freedom of the individual conscience. We believe in the equality of all human persons.

We insist upon the separation of religion from state and the observance of universal human rights.

We find traditions of liberty, rationality, and tolerance in the rich histories of pre-Islamic and Islamic societies. These values do not belong to the West or the East; they are the common moral heritage of humankind.

We see no colonialism, racism, or so-called “Islamaphobia” in submitting Islamic practices to criticism or condemnation when they violate human reason or rights.

We call on the governments of the world to

reject Sharia law, fatwa courts, clerical rule, and state-sanctioned religion in all their forms; oppose all penalties for blasphemy and apostacy, in accordance with Article 18 of the Universal Declaration of Human rights;
eliminate practices, such as female circumcision, honor killing, forced veiling, and forced marriage, that further the oppression of women; protect sexual and gender minorities from persecution and violence;

reform sectarian education that teaches intolerance and bigotry towards non-Muslims;

and foster an open public sphere in which all matters may be discussed without coercion or intimidation.

A woman should be free to dress modestly as she please, to wear a headscarf if she chooses. She should not be forced to veil against her own free will.

We demand the release of Islam from its captivity to the totalitarian ambitions of power-hungry men and the rigid strictures of orthodoxy.

We enjoin academics and thinkers everywhere to embark on a fearless examination of the origins and sources of Islam, and to promulgate the ideals of free scientific and spiritual inquiry through cross-cultural translation, publishing, and the mass media.

We say to Muslim believers: there is a noble future for Islam as a personal faith, not a political doctrine;

to Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, Baha’is, and all members of non-Muslim faith communities: we stand with you as free and equal citizens;

and to nonbelievers: we defend your unqualified liberty to question and dissent.

Before any of us is a member of the Umma, the Body of Christ, or the Chosen People, we are all members of the community of conscience, the people who must chose for themselves.
by Secular Muslim March 26, 2008
1. A religion that pray to the allah (note that their allah is a moon god that muhammad took as he please from pagan religion ; thus is completely different from Christian God (YHWH)).

2. A religion whose prophet was a mass murderer (that was not an act of self defense, rather mohammad himself who made a war with innocent people back then , so don't give me a crap about his action was justified), fucking 6 years old kid (Aisyah), practice polygamy, tell his follower to kill Christian and Jew so when they died , they got 72 virgins in the heaven.

3. A religion that slowly crushing a western civilization from inside.
useful idiot 1: hey, not all islam follower is like that ; only terrorist who do that

muslim moderate: yea, the terrorist is the one who made shame of islam teaching

Me: wrong you fucktards. You got it completely backward logic. They are the one who actually follow mohammad teaching. The good people in islam is actually the one who didn't follow islam , or didn't know anything about it, only knows how to pray 5x times a day like an idiot.
Also , you muslim moderate : you are actually worse than moslem radical because you are like a time bomb that can blew up anytime , and you also act like nothing happened / turned a blind eye when moslem radical beheading non-moslem's head.
by bang_mamat_wts April 23, 2011
A religion of Islam which, like the other two major monolithic religions in the world promotes violence, death and vengeance. The guy who came up with Islam was called Mohammad, a shepherd boy who used to spend months alone in the desert with sheep. Well obviously one becomes delirious and starts to talk to some supreme being, maybe one called "Allah" or god. Anyways he got some kid to write some stuff (because he was not literate himself) that this dude in the sky told him to write, often grammatically incorrect and got a bunch of retarded nomads to follow him. For awhile he owned then the power got to his head so he started writing random crap like “Slay the infidels wherever ye find them” and then when he was getting owned he started writing stuff like “Let there be no compulsion in religion; truth stands out clearly from error…”
The most used word by Muslims (people who practice Islam) around the world is "Jihad" followed by "BOOM" and "Infidel"
by PenguDa January 07, 2008
Islam does not mean "peace" But "Submition" .
Peace in arabic = Salam
Islam in arabic = Islam
And Islam is the biggest growing religion in the world.
Islam = Submitting your self to God.
by Qabandi September 06, 2005

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