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The Religion that follows history's greatest pedophile, Chris Hansen would be happy to catch this one!

Mohammed aged 51 was with his favorite child-bride Aisha 6

"Mohammed would take a bath with the little girl and fondle her."
(Bukhari 6:298)

"Mohammed deflowered pre-pubescent Aisha when he was 54 and she was 9"
(Bukhari 7:62.88)

"In Islam, rape, marriage, and divorce of pre-pubescent children is allowed"
(Koran 65:4)

"Muslims, in fact, Allah himself, considered Mohammed to be the ideal man"
(Koran 68:4, 33:21)
"Islam is a religion for pedofiles"

"No, it's good"

"Who's your ideal man again?"
by LOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL March 20, 2013
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A totalitarian, patriarchal, expansionist political system disguised as a religion. It was founded by Muhammad, an illiterate Arabian warlord with a God-complex in the 7th century. Islam means submission. The basic tenet of Islam is that all non-Muslims must submit to Muslims, and all women must submit to men.

Islam is focused on confronting and converting people of other faiths and religions - and it is traditionally spread through war, violence, terror, coercion and pressure. Whenever there is a significant Muslim minority in a country, friction and violence is inevitable until Islam gains dominance. The victims are given the choice to convert to Islam, live as a dhimmi (protected minority) and pay a jizya (protection money / tax), or be killed or run out of their native land. It's impossible to officially covert out of Islam or change religions, according to Islamic law. Islam considers non-believers to be infidels and Islamic "holy" texts permit violence and jihad against them.

As of 2010, Islam has taken over 47 countries which now have an Islamic majority. The goal of Islam is to take over the entire world and revert humanity back to the 7th century - as a means of achieving peace and harmony -- through completely dominance and obliteration of theological diversity.
A muslim is typically someone whose ancestors were forced to convert to Islam under the threat of death or violence.
by I Love Freedom September 29, 2010
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A Weapon of Mass Destruction

Short for Islamyoutopieces

Synonym: stupidity, hypocrisy
Islam is the most destructive force in the universe.

Imam: We will launch Islam into Britain, France, Germany, Denmark, the Netherlands and the rest of the Western world. That should take apart their society and allow us to be overlords! Lol!
by GodofTenjouTenge October 17, 2010
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1. A religion that pray to the allah (note that their allah is a moon god that muhammad took as he please from pagan religion ; thus is completely different from Christian God (YHWH)).

2. A religion whose prophet was a mass murderer (that was not an act of self defense, rather mohammad himself who made a war with innocent people back then , so don't give me a crap about his action was justified), fucking 6 years old kid (Aisyah), practice polygamy, tell his follower to kill Christian and Jew so when they died , they got 72 virgins in the heaven.

3. A religion that slowly crushing a western civilization from inside.
useful idiot 1: hey, not all islam follower is like that ; only terrorist who do that

muslim moderate: yea, the terrorist is the one who made shame of islam teaching

Me: wrong you fucktards. You got it completely backward logic. They are the one who actually follow mohammad teaching. The good people in islam is actually the one who didn't follow islam , or didn't know anything about it, only knows how to pray 5x times a day like an idiot.
Also , you muslim moderate : you are actually worse than moslem radical because you are like a time bomb that can blew up anytime , and you also act like nothing happened / turned a blind eye when moslem radical beheading non-moslem's head.
by bang_mamat_wts April 23, 2011
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Islam is a cult of hate, murder and mayhem which propogates voilence in the name of the ancient moon god of the arabs called "Allah".

Muslims like to fancy themselves as the followers of the last revielved words of God who they call Allah, also reffered to as Allahu Akbar

islam promotes polygamy, child molestation, rape and incest. The reason why most Muslims are metally retarded is that they tend to marry within their families thus producing retarded children
Jihad Jane: Allahu Akbar let's kil those infidel's (Islam)
Jihad Jane' brother: Let fuck and have a dozen piglets before that(Islam
by Jihad Jane March 18, 2010
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Islam: A satanic, blatantly evil, male supremacist cult, comprised of an imaginatively constructed socio-cultural paradigm; whose apophenic members modify their lifestyle according to a long dead shaman ancestor’s view of the world.
The primary purpose of Islam is to force males to be delusional and to enslave and degrade females.

Islam has two major and irreconcilably opposed divisions:

a) Shi’ite’s who devote their lives to Allah, the prophet and the Koran.

b) Sunni’s who devote their lives to Allah, the prophet and the Koran.

which is seen by both types as grounds for total hatred of the other.

For Muslim’s Friday is a special day when they can spuriously riot about imagined insults to Islam and burn flags of western nations.

Part of a Muslim’s remaining waking hours are spent examining vegetables etc, in their search for pareidolia expressing koranic verses.

Historically Islam gave nothing to the world; along with the other nine Arabic (actually Vedic) numerals.

Islam falsely claims that ‘god’ is more important than humanity, whereas in reality nothing is more important.
The imam called for the death penalty for the catoonists who insulted Islam, and 50 muslims died in the street riots that followed

'Freedom go to hell' shouted the follower of Islam locked up in prison
by white squirrel November 07, 2010
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Islam is the arabs's version of Christianity. The arabs did not have a religion in the 6th century so they decided they should have their own because they did not like the fact that the Jews had their religion and the Christians had theirs and they had none and that was very humiliating for them.
So they invented their own religion mainly by copying bits and pieces from Judaism and Christianity and then called it Islam. Then they made up pieces as they went along over the years and voila instant religion! Now the followers of Islam get very touchy about their religion and they go around trying to convince the world that they are very nice people by showing lots of pictures of children and girls in Islamic dress and when they can, they murder anyone that does not believe them.
Islam is one big lie
by Scholastik March 10, 2007
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