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irrigation penis 

Your IP is your irrigation penis.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.
1: Yo, what's your IP?
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks

Golden irrigation 

To urinate in someone's anus during anal intercourse.
Man are those two doin golden irrigation?! Dude!

vampiric irrigation 

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.
Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.
vampiric irrigation by gs1994 March 2, 2009

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.
Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

Irvington 

A dirty, burned out city in Northern New Jersey. Located slightly Northwest of Newark. Governed by a corrupt mayor with a corrupt police force. Has one of the highest crime rates in country.

Irvington was middle-class suburb prior to the 1980s. It is now one of the worst examples of urban decay in the United States.
Irvington is now more dangerous than Newark.
Irvington by RashaadB August 20, 2006

Irvington 

An city in Northern New Jersey where more than half of the houses are boarded up or burned down. Crime is so out of control that the police use military equipment to keep order.
The movie Black Hawk Down was filmed live on location in Irvington. It's a demilitarized zone.
Irvington by Lance Boone July 16, 2007