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1.
A level of procrastination that is so high, the procrastinator will irrationally perform tasks that far less important, simply to postpone doing their work even longer.
Mom: " Hey Ted, have you started your math homework?"

Ted: " I'm about to, but first I have to clean the gutters, polish the door knobs, walk the cat, and milk the neighbors Alpaca."

Mom: " Why must you always irrastinate everything..."
by Tedmane November 18, 2012