An awesome town located in Michigan's Upper Peninsula former home of Tom Izzo and Steve Mariucci
People from Iron Mountain are usually the shit.
by bigbootybeeee April 22, 2009
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A small ghetto hick town in the "UP"(upper penisula) the people from this town are generally older and extremly fat. This may be due to the fact that Iron Mountain has virtually every fast food resturant known to exist. The residents are also extremly creepy, handing out fashion advice and health tips, even though they are constantly eating fast food and are dressed like gay mountain men. Iron Mountain should be advoided by all normal non-red neck, people.
small town named Iron Mountain in Michigan
by B to the L June 17, 2010
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When a girl has a long enough tongue that she can give you both a blowjob and rim job at the same time.
Bro look at Sarah, she’s giving Tom a cast iron Kentucky mountain dance.
by GummyBearz4Ever September 21, 2019
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