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A shitty band.God you all must be tone-deaf or something.
iron maiden sucks just like gnr and motley crue suck
by fuck you faggots September 01, 2005
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A BAD Judas Priest impersonation.
Iron Maiden can suck my wang.
by }{{}}{ October 06, 2005
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a band that has yet to start not sucking
they will never not suck and if you disagree well then fuckyou
by you suck you FUCKin SHMUCK January 14, 2005
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Couldn't make it as punkers and originally a pub band who have sold millions of albums and are now a metal wankfest for loudmouths. Notice how 90% of those who listen to them do so constantly and cannot go without referring to them as "THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME", "BEST IN THE METAL GENRE", etc.
Some okay songs if you don't mind wading through the MANY crappy ones and oh god... just... SHUT UP.
by overrated February 24, 2005
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A band that needs to have three guitarists to help them not suck. Too bad this doesn't work.
Iron Maiden is for pussies who don't know hardcore. Listen to a good band like the Killers or Goo Goo Dolls.
by GooGoo Guy April 26, 2005
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GAY ASS 1920's pathetic pretend metal which only 75 year old senior citizens listen to. MOTHER OF SWEET JESUS THEY SUCK AND SLIPKNOT KICKS THEIR ASSES ANY FUCKIN DAY NIGGERS
Dickweed: Dude Slipknot sucks. you should listen to iron maiden.

Me: You are a fucktard. ASS BAG
by iron maiden sucks April 08, 2005
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Very crappy metal band. Most of their songs follow a cookie-cutter power-ballad: Each song starts mid-tempo or slow, then after a few very repetive verses there is a guitar solo which starts at a slow tempo then suddenly gets fast in the middle, at which point the solo becomes totally unrelated to the song (listeners are supposed to think its good though). Iron maiden songs often repeat the same chorus four or five times in the same song. Be warned that Iron Maiden fans might actually get violent if you point out to them that iron maiden songs generally exemplify poor musicianship.
"Stranger in a strange land" is a cooky cutter power-balad with a crappy guitar solo and an over-repeated chorus. When is Iron Maiden going to learn to write decent songs?
by Haggot May 22, 2005
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