A shitty band that makes shitty music (no matter how you want to label it) for tone-deaf fuckers with no taste in music and who wouldn't know REAL music if it bit them on the balls.
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First of all they're not the best anything so shut the fuck up you queers.
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Second of all they're not even the best metal band and even if they were who cares? Metal ain't all it's cracked up to be anyways.So being the best metal band would just be like being the biggest FAG or something.
Iron Maiden sucks and blows ass so shut up ya friggin nerd kids 'cause you don't know wht the fuck you are even talking about.It's okay if you like them and all but just shut the fuck up with this "they're the bestest ever" bullshit.
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When you have a sleepover and fart into someone's sleeping bag and lock them into their sleeping bag, leaving them helpless to your fumes. - So sayeth Uncle Jesse
by The One and Only Uncle Jesse August 28, 2013
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a band that has yet to start not sucking
they will never not suck and if you disagree well then fuckyou
by you suck you FUCKin SHMUCK January 15, 2005
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Heavy metal band whose prime was from 1980 to 1988. After this time they have become a very mediocre band, rehashing the same tired 1-6-7 chord progressions and melodies in every song.
Man, Number of the Beast, Somewhere in Time and Killers are the best Maiden albums! Dance of Death and Virtual XI blow ass.
by Tobey March 20, 2004
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A BAD Judas Priest impersonation.
Iron Maiden can suck my wang.
by }{{}}{ October 6, 2005
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A band that needs to have three guitarists to help them not suck. Too bad this doesn't work.
Iron Maiden is for pussies who don't know hardcore. Listen to a good band like the Killers or Goo Goo Dolls.
by GooGoo Guy April 26, 2005
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