1. Iron Maiden: A medieval instrument of torture and death.

2. Iron Maiden: A heavy metal band also considered to be an instrument of torture and death.
1. Arrrgh no! Not the Iron Maiden!!
2. Arrrgh no! Not Iron Maiden!!!!!
by Verne December 03, 2003
Very crappy metal band. Most of their songs follow a cookie-cutter power-ballad: Each song starts mid-tempo or slow, then after a few very repetive verses there is a guitar solo which starts at a slow tempo then suddenly gets fast in the middle, at which point the solo becomes totally unrelated to the song (listeners are supposed to think its good though). Iron maiden songs often repeat the same chorus four or five times in the same song. Be warned that Iron Maiden fans might actually get violent if you point out to them that iron maiden songs generally exemplify poor musicianship.
"Stranger in a strange land" is a cooky cutter power-balad with a crappy guitar solo and an over-repeated chorus. When is Iron Maiden going to learn to write decent songs?
by Haggot May 22, 2005
I don't know what the fuck all of you freaks are talking about.Iron Maiden fucking SUCK!
Bruce D: "oooooh my weiner is the size of my pinky when it's hard,oooooh"
by groove or die January 14, 2005
A shitty band that makes shitty music (no matter how you want to label it) for tone-deaf fuckers with no taste in music and who wouldn't know REAL music if it bit them on the balls.
First of all they're not the best anything so shut the fuck up you queers.
Second of all they're not even the best metal band and even if they were who cares? Metal ain't all it's cracked up to be anyways.So being the best metal band would just be like being the biggest FAG or something.
Iron Maiden sucks and blows ass so shut up ya friggin nerd kids 'cause you don't know wht the fuck you are even talking about.It's okay if you like them and all but just shut the fuck up with this "they're the bestest ever" bullshit.
by you all lick anus ,ya friggin fags September 29, 2005
A band that needs to have three guitarists to help them not suck. Too bad this doesn't work.
Iron Maiden is for pussies who don't know hardcore. Listen to a good band like the Killers or Goo Goo Dolls.
by GooGoo Guy April 26, 2005
fuckers who killed rock & roll
metal sucks my fuckin nuts
by mtv destroys brain cells January 25, 2005
GAY ASS 1920's pathetic pretend metal which only 75 year old senior citizens listen to. MOTHER OF SWEET JESUS THEY SUCK AND SLIPKNOT KICKS THEIR ASSES ANY FUCKIN DAY NIGGERS
Dickweed: Dude Slipknot sucks. you should listen to iron maiden.

Me: You are a fucktard. ASS BAG
by iron maiden sucks April 08, 2005

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