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UP THE IRONS

up there with disturbed and system of a down in my book though some of their songs sound really old they are still one of the awsomist bands ever
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by me monster September 09, 2008
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Verb: to stick your dick in a waffle iron and then stick it in your partner(s) vagina
Last night he was lucky enough to get an Iron Maiden
by calpal March 14, 2009
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iron maiden is the suckiest, gayest band of all time. music for the souls of twisted, long haired, satanic bitches. HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF FROM THIS MADNESS: Carry a crucifix around and if one of these goths tries to hurt you, show him/her/it the crucifix: "OW! THE LIGHT, IT BURNS!" I hate iron maiden.
"Somebody save me, its Iron Gayden, i mean iron maiden!"
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The worst band ever. A band that gets way too much credit. They do not deserve to mentioned ever. period.
guy: "oh my god i love iron maiden!"

girl: "led zeppelin is way better than iron maiden. iron maiden sucks balls, i'm never going out with you again."
by flufalupacus October 20, 2008
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1. Iron Maiden: A medieval instrument of torture and death.

2. Iron Maiden: A heavy metal band also considered to be an instrument of torture and death.
1. Arrrgh no! Not the Iron Maiden!!
2. Arrrgh no! Not Iron Maiden!!!!!
by Verne December 03, 2003
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A shitty band that makes shitty music (no matter how you want to label it) for tone-deaf fuckers with no taste in music and who wouldn't know REAL music if it bit them on the balls.
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First of all they're not the best anything so shut the fuck up you queers.
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Second of all they're not even the best metal band and even if they were who cares? Metal ain't all it's cracked up to be anyways.So being the best metal band would just be like being the biggest FAG or something.
Iron Maiden sucks and blows ass so shut up ya friggin nerd kids 'cause you don't know wht the fuck you are even talking about.It's okay if you like them and all but just shut the fuck up with this "they're the bestest ever" bullshit.
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The most overrated,shittiest band of all time.
Iron Maiden suck a pedophile fags dirty asshole.
by OO October 05, 2005
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