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Hmmmm.....Let me see.....IRON MAIDEN ARE THE SINGLE BEST HEAVY METAL BAND EVER, GO SEE THEM NOW.....yup, oh yeah, this guy "Joe Joe"?hahahhahahah......ummmm....you sound like YOU had your balls cut off, you little incoherent fool, you probably didnt hear the best maiden songs properly cos of that shit in your ears, you castrated imbocile.....no single one best maiden song, their newest album is WAY BETTER than metallicas new one, ahem, , sooo...UP THE IRONS, ROCK OUT TO FEAR OF THE DARK, HALLOWED BE THY NAME, DANCE OF DEATH, RAINMAKER, CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED(heh, me),STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND, PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, MONTSEGUR...SEE? THEIR NEW ALBUM ROCKS... AND ALL THE OTHER MAIDEN SONGS (can you name a bad maiden song)....



THIS BAND HAS SET THE MILESTONE FOR METAL BANDS, AND AS AN ENGLISH YOUTH, IM ONLY JUST DISCOVERING THE WONDEROUSLY HARD ROCKING NATURE OF THEIR UNFORGETTABLE MUSIC......IRON MAIDEN RULE, MAN
iron maiden=gods of metal
by SCrEWlOOsE June 07, 2004
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The greatest metal band of all time. A NWOBHM band that has defined all metal we know today (excluding Nu-Metal). Iron Maiden (along with the also immortal Judas Priest , Thin Lizzy, and Motorhead) influenced every 80s and 90s thrash band (including Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, and most noticeably Iced Earth) and invented the Power Metal genre (even though technically IM is neither thrash metal nor power metal). Their best albums are the golden trio: Number of the Beast, Piece of Mind, and Powerslave. Their two new albums, Brave New World and Dance of Death, also kick fucking ass. Their best song, fuck it, THE BEST METAL SONG EVER MADE is Hallowed be Thy Name.
Iron Maiden is the beginning. Iron Maiden is the reason. Bruce Dickinson is the best singer. Dave Murray and Adrian Smith (and Janick too) are the best guitarists. Steve Harris is the all-time best songwriter and a damn good bassist, and Nicko McBrain is a fucking amazing drummer. Iron Maiden can't be fought.
by Wyatt b quiet March 12, 2004
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The absolute best fucking metal band on the face of this planet or any other.

See also: God
Iron Maiden is the whole reason I learned to play guitar.
by n0disguise November 07, 2003
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1) The best metal band...wait...best band ever.

2) A medieval torture instrument shaped rather like a coffin, but that the head and feet could come out of. It was lined with spikes inside, and closed on people who commited the most heinous crimes, such as not liking the king.
Iron Maiden are awesome.

I'd like to put that dipshit NED in an Iron Maiden.
by Bored_individual June 15, 2004
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The biggest metal band on the planet, but I agree, some people just can't appreciate the sheer genius of their music.
The best Iron Maiden song has got to be "Hallowed Be Thy Name".
by vinny October 18, 2003
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The greatest band ever to grace the planet
whoever dislikes Iron Maiden should be shot
by Dave February 07, 2004
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1) One of the defining bands of Heavy metal through the 80's. Famous for songs such as "Number of the Beast" "Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter" and "2 Minutes to Midnight". They show some of the highest levels of instrumental talent known to Metal. A major inspiration to metal bands through the 90's to present day. They continue to churn out amazing and consistant hits (apart from during the mid 90's). Contrary to popular American belief, they are NOT satanists.
2) A medieval torture and execution device which was made of iron. A person was placed inside the box of the iron maiden while the door (which had impaling spikes on the inside) was closed slowly to to maximise pain and injury, while the prisoner died over the next few hours to few days from their injuries.
1) "I just picked up Iron Maiden's new album, it's amazing!"
2) "Throw him in the Iron Maiden!"
by Burbster November 30, 2003
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The best Metal band ever. Best thing to come out of England, i'd say. They are genius, and not satanic, which many people of the US Portray them as.

They have so many awesome hits. Almost every song they write is amazing!
Hallowed be thy name, Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Alexander the Great, Aces High, Dance of Death, No More Lies, Seventh son of a seventh son, Blood Brothers, The Evil that men do, etc, etc, etc! :D
by Colin (alias Ohgar) May 18, 2004
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