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When you go to the bathroom and take a poop then dont wipe. then you go behind someone and stick your finger down your butt crack and get some poop on it and then put ur finger like a hook and when the person opens there mouth hook your finger in there mouth and rub it on the side of there cheak
man i iron hooked that hoe last night
by stank322 October 17, 2009

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