The coolest people ever, and yes we ARE all alchoholics. dont beleive the lies, we are soaked with booze and thats the way we like it. NOT the same as british becasue we have so much better of an accent and are nly rivaled in awsomeness by scotland, both of which have kicked englands ass.
Man im so hungover, last night i really got into my irish heritage.
People with a awesome accent, they like to wear green.
'Ello Bertrand, ye like me accent? I'm Irish. Ya like me green, too?
the irish wear green all the time and drink beer for a living. FALSE! they celebrate in church for st.patricks day. they do a parade. there are no leplorcons. they ussaly have blue eyes and dark hair. they have a history of being prejudged by the english. but, they share hisory in a way. ALL of the irish came from the iberian peninslua. so, if youre irish, youre either portuguese or spanish, OR maybe even both! i am irish and i am proud to have oroginated in portugal and spain.
i am irish and i think that they are just people. they are not all white. i know a couple of black folks who are irish. but MOST are white. not all. i am not saying that we are the coolest people ever. we are just people. saying that is totally not nessesary.
The most amazing people in the whole world!
Yeah most of them may be alcoholics but nobody is perfect!
They know how to throw one hell of a party!
Ned:I went to an amzing party last week and i drank so much that I'm still drunk now!
Ted:Wow! Who's party was it?
Ned: Oh this cool Irish dude's
People of Irish descent. Considered the "Blacks of Europe" and for good reason. Scientific analysis has shown the Irish to be closer to apes than most Europeans, this is especially apparant in facial structure. Physically they have large, oversized balloon heads with relatively small brains compared to homo sapiens. Sickly pale white skin with bad teeth is common.
Known to be loud and obnoxious in behavior, and prone to alcoholism. Like to think of themselves as tough fighters, but universally known to cut and bleed easily.
Have a long tradition of racial intolerance, and are proud of it. Males of the species often have small penises, known as "the curse of the irish". It is believed the "baby dick syndrome" is a major cause of anger issues and alcoholism among the males. Their 'cuisine' is very simple, all foods are boiled with a minimal seasonings. A common snack is a dirty potato fresh from the earth,devoured with much relish! They must eat potatoes at regular intervals, failure to do so will lead to paranoia and mental instability.(eg. "They're Always After me Lucky Charms!")
Their beverage of choice to wash the spuds down is bottled sewage known as "Guinness".
Interestingly, despite all these shortcomings, they have a "superiority complex" bordering on arrogance. It is believed this developed as a coping mechanism.
Occupation: The males are known to work as police officers, where laziness,lack of character, and racist attitudes make them an ideal fit. Others wo...
Red haired scarily pale breed of people found on small cold island on outskirts of Europe
- Heavy drinking
- Teaching americans that Pog ma hone is an olde worlde Irish greeting
- And generally being fantastic
Gee whizz I wish I was a fantastic irish person, id greet them all with a heartey "pog ma hone"
Always waffling on about kicking the Brits out of Ireland. I have some startling news for you bog trotters, were still there!! By the way, have any of you noticed how poor you downtrodden cave dwellers are compared to your slightly less bestial neighbours to the North? Think about it (if you can). Ta ta slum monkeys!
Apes, Monkeys, Cro Mangon, Simian, Beasts, Irish