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anyone whos ever seen an irish dick knows its anything but small most irishmen are bigger the average size.
Ever seen the colin ferral sex tape?? Thats an irish cock
by McDaniel R January 15, 2008
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One of the largest cocks that side of the Atlantic.
Damn! You have 9 kids, he must have an Irish cock!
by Jay King December 04, 2006
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When the condom is a size to small and becomes so tight it cuts off circulation to the cock and the cock turns green
dude, last night when I was fucking becky I had to wear a condom that was a size to small because, the gas station ran out and she asked me why I had an Irish Cock
by therealjohnsmith2 February 17, 2009
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