An Iraqi Handy is an extremely painful form of a handjob. It involves the rubbing/massaging of a male penis, usually resulting in blisters, sunburn, etc. Infamous for being given in the blazing hot desserts of Iraq.
"That was the most painful Iraqi Handy I've ever recieved..."
"I wouldn't wish an Iraqi Handy upon my worst enemy."
"I wouldn't wish an Iraqi Handy upon my worst enemy."
by McGref The Crime Dog July 11, 2008