You get to listen to favourite tracks
You become liked by your freinds, and stop saying Lucky to a person that has one
Can hold up to a gajillion songs
Smooth design, fits right into your pocket
Ass-poor battery life
Costs a lot
A popular MOCKERY subject
Owned by the Pwned
Used by assholes
And it ALL comes back to you. buy an mp3 player for gods sake, Apple is ripping you off, if you want an Ipod, only to be ripped off, Live with it, you fucked person. go have buttseckz with some shithead, 'cuz that's what's like to have a broken Ipod
And i'm telling it like it is
1. It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.
2. It says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours
3. Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a bazillion dollars for a new god damn battery.
4. Covering scratches easily, and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that yellows with time.
5. So overpriced for such a piece of shit. $420.00 CDN for it alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00.
Seriously. Go die, Apple.
"How many do you have on it?"
"Why the shit did you get a 20 GB then"
"........I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you"