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1.
The Iphone 5C revolutionizes the Iphone market forever.

Changes:
-new colors

Ok, come back next year for the exact same thing again.
by Pigu October 22, 2013
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2.
Apple's latest shitty attempt to drain even more money from idiots. A waste of space. It is basically an Iphone 5 made of plastic... At the same price as the Iphone 5. The Iphone family's retarded cousin.
Apple CEO: "Okay, how do we make our new upcoming iphone popular?"
Developer 1: "We could be Innovative and add new features to it!"
Developer 2: "Lets make it more powerful and give it more memory!"
Developer 3: "LETS TURN THE IPHONE 5 INTO A PLASTIC PIECE OF RUBBISH AND SELL IT FOR THE SAME PRICE AS THE IPHONE 5C!"
Apple CEO: "Developer 3, you're promoted!"
by surfingkid October 11, 2013
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