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An older bald man with a napoleon complex. trying to make up for his small penis. Quotes movies and TV shows to make himself sound smart.
"I'M GOING TO BRING DOWN THE HAMMER OF JUSTICE!, FOR I AM EXCALIBUR. IF YOU PULL THE DOGS TAIL PREPARE TO GET BITTEN, BECAUSE I AM THE DIVIDEING LINE." quoted by Peter Ioppollo.
by OH BRIAN January 26, 2010