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Having the balls to put all your money into an investment that will either make you rich or make you bankrupt.
I cant believe Keith put his life savings into that potato-sculpture company! The man must have investicles the size of coconuts!
by jeffrjohn February 11, 2007
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Having the guts or balls to put all of your money in one or a few investments knowing you will either lose it all or get paid
That student who put most of his money in Ford must have serious investicles.

Everyone thought I was an idiot for putting most of my money in Ford but I had good information, insight, and investicles to make the move. I got paid for putting most of my money in Ford.
by HighNetWorth April 06, 2010
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What someone has when they make risky investments.
Bob is a dick on the golf course, but he's got real investicles.
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nounBelonging to one whose testicles become invested in a woman. This usually means he will be hard to reach as his time is now taken by his girlfriend, and he wishes to protect his investment. He will ignore his friends, lie about what he his doing, where he's at, be less willing to take risk. Putting all the eggs in one basket.
He hasn't answered his phone since they started dating.

He's got investicles man, he's working to get that pussy.
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