Town in the North East of Scotland like Aberdeen built of granite but unlike Aberdeen not populated by scummy toonsers.
By far the centre of the entire universe. Home of rich English wankers and violent wankers. Dont go out on the weekend unless you want to be battered by 40 and 50 year olds who think there still 16. The local school produced true Scottish heroes like Richard Arnold, Peter Nicol and that boy Callum who shoved a toilet brush up his arse and had a wank over gay porn.....in his work toilets. Barry Robson also went there but he died as a Scot the day he signed for Celtic.
Inverurie is my home and truly the greatest place in the entire world, kicks the shite oot of any other North East town especially Meldrum, Rothie and the cunts in Kemney
Person:Want to go out in Inverurie on Saturday?
Second Person: Aye i am tired of living anyway