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The greatest source of stupidity in the universe.
Internet guy #1: Hey man did you see that youtube vid of some kid named Fred screaming all over the place talking about crap no one cares about!
Internet guy #2: YEAH LOLZORZ ROFLMAO IT WAS TEH EPIC
Internet guy #3: HEY BOB HOW WAS YOUR DAY I WATCHED JUSTIN BEIBER ALL DAY AND THE JONAS BROTHERS EVEN THOUGH IM A GUY
B0bMaster789: o u no. teh usual. gettin ep1c l00t for my lvl 80 elf druid on WoW.
Internet troll: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS NEED TO GET LAID. SERIOUSLY YOUR SUCH FUCKING LOS-- "Honey time for bed!"..."NOT NOW MOM!!! PLEASE!!" *cries*
by Some dumb guy August 28, 2010
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1.
A vast array of pornography and advertisements.
by Cyclone March 03, 2003
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A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.
The four horsemen of the apocalypse crashed my unix server. Lol internet.
by The Minus January 17, 2005
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The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.

Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.
"I hear there's rumors on the internets..."

--George W. Bush at the Presidential Debate
by Lace Valentine October 08, 2004
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5.
Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.
"I hear that there are rumors on the...uh...internets..." -Bush
by CSD October 08, 2004
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6.
A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.
I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
1568 556
 
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welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.
no one is real on the internet....
by wicked awesome! July 21, 2008
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