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A wonderfully intended invention which connects people all across the world and reminds us how alike we all are. A sea of applicable and totally non-applicable knowledge, the internet has possibilities sprouting out of its possibilities. It is a revolutionary tool for enhancing the every day lives of the lazy, the stoned, the crackpots, the insonmiacs, the anti-social and the procrastinators.
The internet is a modern day outlet for shopping, knowledge, communication, grass-root movements, information, personal expression, school, media sharing and organizations. The internet has probably had the biggest affect on all people of any technological advance in the past 30 years.
Stoner 1: Have you seen that Dark Side of Oz shit...on the internet?
Stoner 2: Bejebus, yes! Crazy ass shit. Let's google vid it.
by Alyse Toulouse January 04, 2009
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An alibi
Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.
by Roastmasters May 17, 2009
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The only place where "Freedom of speach" actually exists.
On the internet one can point out that 86% of terrorists are Islam without being called a racist.
by starky August 25, 2007
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The place where you go to get all your porn, software and movies for free.
by relaxed May 26, 2003
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The Internet is the nearest any human will get to a god.

The internet is more powerful than any human in existence

The internet is more knowledgeable than any human in existence

It is a collection of minds across the world that forms a collective consciousness which is much like the trinity
(or the old creatures off the demonata)

It also gains more power with every millisecond and not so far from now will implode on its self leaving us helpless and back in the dark ages because at the time when it implodes it we would have become so dependant upon it that we wouldnt know how to live without it
meh maybe the internet wont implode
by NobodyLikesPaul May 02, 2010
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-not something you just dump something on
-not a big truck
-however, it IS a series of tubes
"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's, it's a series of tubes."

-Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
by Jeff Leonard Washington Betler October 26, 2009
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It's a series of tubes.
The internets is not something you can just dump something on, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.
by glababa February 01, 2008
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1. Porn, lots and lots and lots of free, or pay for porn

2.shareware, freeware, software,mp3's,videos(mostly of porn) and other industrius material used by folk with computers

3. Spyware, adware, worms, viruses, lions, tigers, bears, etc.

4. Chat & e-mail, little kids talking to little kids, what parents beleive to be little kids talking to old men pretending to be little kids of oppisite sex.

5. Oroginally created for the free sharing of ideas, somewhere along the line the word "ideas" started meaning porn, and now tis is its main use
80% or more of the internet is porn, my lifes mission is to recover at least 41% of the internet "if only for a breif moment, cuz thats all life is sister, is a series of moments"-Dogma
by Nolan 14 July 22, 2006
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