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The world's largest network of computers. The Internet used to be a very valuable source of information; but is now full of scammers, advertisements, harmful software, idiots, trolls, domain squatters, advertisements, pornography and a lack of coherent sentences.
There are a set of rules of being on the Internet, follow them and you'll be fine. If you don't, you're going to hate the Internet. The two most important rules are: 1. Don't make yourself look like an idiot, it leaves you open to flames. 2. Don't trust ANYONE, whether it has to do with giving someone your Hotmail password or your credit card number. You can't really trust a stranger, can you? Josh posted a thread on a forum he often visits about how much he thinks Halo sucks. After seeing the post, several members flamed Josh and he was eventually banned for posting threads about those members. Josh became angry and decided to edit/add Wikipedia articles about the members and the forums and his IP address was subsequently banned from Wikipedia. After seeing the articles about them, the members in question distributed Josh's e-mail address through the forums, instructing all the users to send him hate e-mails for being an asshole. Josh's e-mail inbox was flooded with hate e-mails and spam and Josh suffered a panic attack and later terminated his Internet account.
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A vast array of pornography and advertisements.
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A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah. The four horsemen of the apocalypse crashed my unix server. Lol internet.
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A web of confusion, dismay and pornography. I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.
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welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents. no one is real on the internet....
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a huge network of online information, the internet is commonly used for masturbating, venting hatred, narcissism, procrastination and general life wasting. excessive use can stunt your personality and send you blind. what im doing right now......il never get these 3 minutes back because of this fucking internet thing
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A world wide network of computers all linked together over the TCP/IP protocol. The Internet allows people to communicate in real time from different continents. Someone in South America can have an online chat with someone in Russia.
All manner of news and information can be accessed through search engines such as Google. All the major news outlets have websites that have free or subscription access to news. You usually use the Internet via the World Wide Web. You use a Web browser such as Internet Explorer or Firefox to look things up. The Internet is not without its problems. Viruses and spyware abound and can major mess up your computer if it becomes infested with them. You need a firewall and antivirus program for safety. I can look up stuff on the Internet using Google.
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