Lolz:Internet Tough Guy much, faggot?
muscleman1596732: ill kick your ass where do you live!!
muscleman1596732: i can take teh world on!!11
muscleman1596732: i kicked tysons ass and i no i can kick yers!!!111
- Claims to be a master of any number of martial arts styles.
- Claims to be incredibly strong and physically fit.
- Threatens violence against other message board members or chat room users who anger or annoy him.
- May claim to an ex-Marine, ex-Special Forces, or gangsta.
- Makes exaggerated claims about his own sexual prowess and ability to seduce women.
Most internet tough guys are liars, and are actually angry, socially-awkward young males who use the internet as a place to act tough because they can't pull it off in real life.
"If I knew where you lived in real life, I'd kick your ass for saying that."
"The other night I beat the shit out of some dude who dissed my Harley. I then took his girlfriend (who happens to be a Victoria's Secret model) back to my place and shagged her until the sun came up."
internet coolguy: "Whoaaaa, look out everybody... we've got an internet toughguy here!"
internet toughguy: "...okay look, all I was trying to do was capture the flag, why'd you kill me and call me a fag?"
internet coolguy: "You're right man, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings and wasn't sensitive to your needs."
internet toughguy: "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT COME ON SARAH420, LET'S GO MAKE A PRIVATE GAME!"
An internet toughguy will often spend 25 hours a day playing games often reaching the upper echelons & being in a position to do a "Ridgway". When you ask is he is cheating, he will just call you a FAG.
=ASY=The_Ridge: Shut up you fag, do you have a 8800GT? No?... you FAG then im going to ban you from the Internet for life.
Random gamer: Internet toughguy Why di..."user has been disconnected from the server"
=ASY=GingerMatt: Ridge, that was a bit harsh wasn’t it?
*=ASY=GingerMatt has been banned from the server*