The theory consists of 3 main Sections:
1. You are a virgin. No matter who you think you are, or what you think you do outside of the internet, you are a virgin, any attempt to deny it makes you a gay virgin.

2. You have never won a football championship. Similar to S(1), you will never amount to anything, and any attempt at suggesting you have any sort of athletic talent is a complete fallacy, you are a lonely nerd.

3. If you are playing videogames and are older than 18, you're a 'no-life'+(s)1+(s)2. Seriously, it doesn't matter if you're in school to become an engineer, lawyer, neurobiologist etc, if you're playing a videogame at this age, whether it be with your old pals during study week, there's no way you will not be living on the street
1.
*xXxdr4g0npr0xXx has been killed by john_doe*
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: ur s00 g4y fagg0t
john_doe: k
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: i b3t ur a virgin!!!!!

*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)1

2.
david_doe: I'm in such a good mood today, my school just won our regional football tournament today and I got one of the touchdowns!
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: lol no u didnt ur just a fag who lives in ur room cuz ur a virgin

*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)2

3.
martin_doe: When is someone going to fix the crash to desktop error with that one loading screen...? :(
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: get a better computer u fag
martin_doe: What does this have to do with the quality of my computer?
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: lol ur uneducated rnt uÉÉ
martin_doe: No, I'm actually a 19-year-old English major.
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: LOL 19 YEARS OLD??? U LIVE IN UR MOMS BASEMENT STILL U VRIGIN FAG?!?! LOLOL LOLUMAD!!!

*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)3
by Matowe March 04, 2009

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