|1.||Internet News Scholar|
A person who's sole intelligence comes from their daily reading of the news headlines on MSN.com or similar web-sites.
Most often they are annoying co-workers that need fresh material to bore you to death on a daily basis.
I am about to blow my brains out. Cari won't stop talking about the damn election and yesterday it was all about the bus crash.
Yeah, she is such an annoying Internet News Scholar.