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In·ter·net dis·or·der,
n. Any psychological disorder whose root pathological cause lies in exposure to certain aspects of the Internet. These include, but are not limited to: ·Google Amnesia; ·Hyperlink ADD (HADD); ·Forum Schizophrenia; and ·Internet Fuckwad Syndrome (IFS). Treatment of such disorders may ultimately require the removal of the patient from the Internet - the main vector of Internet Pathogens. My brother has never been the same since he went online; he's being a total douchebag on forums, and can surf Wikipedia for days on end, but have no recollection of where he's been. I should call a doctor; he's suffering from some form of Internet disorder.
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