To this end the organization works with schools, governments and international organizations to develop challenging programmes of international education and rigorous assessment.
These programmes provoke students across the world to become suicidal, procrastinating and scarred learners who understand that other people, with their differences, are always wrong unless they are the teacher.
Student 2: Have fun in the nerdyest group of the school, bro. *undertone* God-forsaken GEEK.
The IB program is dedicated to those international young people out there who think they need this special, intriguing, fun, and exciting program to enter into a good university or college. Now this is what the IB counselor (who probably is one of the greatest persons alive in the art of telling lies) tells you and makes you believe in such a way that at one moment you think that without the IB program you will become a bum without a family, a job, a career, a wife/husband, and a house.
Now isn't this a load of bullshit, excuse my profanity, but the IB program is probably the most artificial, fabricated, and fraudulent program in history of moronic and brainwashed programs. The IB program is the perfect example of wild capitalism that's completely created for-profit.
If your parents are not forcing or obliging you to take this program, then don't do it. You will enjoy a better senior year without it; and with an abundant amount of more time free of activity, exams, art works, etc.
Mike: Why? There's always time for that.
John: Not if you're taking International Baccalaureate
Mike: Oh, I'm so sorry, I did not know you were taking this course, I'm incredibly sorry for asking that.