The International Baccalaureate a.k.a the I.B. or I.B.t.f.g.g meaning: I Blow Teachers for Good Grades. The (I.B.t.f.g.g) is well known among students that flunk some IB subjects due to it's complexity (biology and physics) and its abundant amount of work that does not let you have a minute alone to stimulate yourself (masturbate). The only sexual activity you get to do when you take the IB course is the blow job if you are female or a cunnilingus if you are a male (to the IB teachers of course)
The IB program is dedicated to those international young people out there who think they need this special, intriguing, fun, and exciting program to enter into a good university or college. Now this is what the IB counselor (who probably is one of the greatest persons alive in the art of telling lies) tells you and makes you believe in such a way that at one moment you think that without the IB program you will become a bum without a family, a job, a career, a wife/husband, and a house.

Now isn't this a load of bullshit, excuse my profanity, but the IB program is probably the most artificial, fabricated, and fraudulent program in history of moronic and brainwashed programs. The IB program is the perfect example of wild capitalism that's completely created for-profit.

If your parents are not forcing or obliging you to take this program, then don't do it. You will enjoy a better senior year without it; and with an abundant amount of more time free of activity, exams, art works, etc.
John: I can't masturbate tonight
Mike: Why? There's always time for that.
John: Not if you're taking International Baccalaureate

Mike: Oh, I'm so sorry, I did not know you were taking this course, I'm incredibly sorry for asking that.
by John Notch March 17, 2013
The death of you.....
Sally was in the International Baccalaureate IB program, needless to say she is no longer with us. She died of sleep deprivation.
by Dancingdaisy January 18, 2012
The International Baccalaureate aims to develop incurious, unappreciative and uncaring young people who help to create a better and more robotic world through intercultural bullshitting and superiority.

To this end the organization works with schools, governments and international organizations to develop challenging programmes of international education and rigorous assessment.

These programmes provoke students across the world to become suicidal, procrastinating and scarred learners who understand that other people, with their differences, are always wrong unless they are the teacher.
The International Baccalaureate® (IB) is more than its three educational programmes. At our heart we are motivated by a mission to create a better world through brute force.
by IB coordinator March 14, 2010
An educational Magnet program causing stress, drug use, casual sex, sleep deprivation, high expectations and people calling any student in it a nerd, geek, dork, or any similar term.
Student 1: The classes of International Baccalaureate students are extremely difficult. FML, my mom wants to switch me into a class with all of those nerds.
Student 2: Have fun in the nerdyest group of the school, bro. *undertone* God-forsaken GEEK.
by Eve the chainsaw psycho bitch October 10, 2010
A global organization that revolves around the philosophy of the Areas of Interaction and the IB Learners Profile. Typically classes are at a higher level of thinking and involve deeper thought. Other aspects include a decrease in social life, increased health problems (sleep deprivation, stress, headaches, etc.) and the susceptibility to ridicule by Certificate Candidates who have more interesting classes to choose from. Students usually appear to be brainy, witty and sometimes "smart-asses". Best of all, they are very good procrastinators and usually make parodies about the Learner Profile and likewise. Though there are plenty drawbacks, and I repeat, plenty, IB is very appealing to colleges and universities and can better prepare students for the work involved at that stage in their lives. (Written from a student's perspective)
Specifically for International Baccalaureate Diploma Candidates: TOK (Theory of Knowledge), CAS (Community/Activity/Service), the EE (Extended Essay), etc.
by Einstein's Assistant March 18, 2012
program at select schools for so called nerdy/geeky kids. theyre all really smart. well, most of them
normal kid: dumbass
IB kid: no way. im in the International Baccalaureate program.
normal kid: nerd
by grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr September 03, 2006
For the conceited wankers told who thought they were too clever and cultured for A level, but are now paying with all the extra work. Similar to the NAPOLAS schools in nazi Germany. Supposedly more rounded persons than A level students, a statement which i despise.
You international baccalaureate students can put your extra UCAS points where the monkeys shove their nuts.
by Disgruntled a level student May 13, 2008

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