Person 2:I was at like 20 parties in 18 countries. I'm international. Didn't you know that.
Person 1: I remember that now.
Student: Teach(er)! I'm gonna be out of town for the weekend what the heck is the world.
Teacher: Wait aren't you that kid whose completely international that we talk about at department meetings.
Student: Yes and I have a lot of real estate holdings.
Teacher: Can you hook me up with a timeshare in Aruba
Student: Fo show. I got that fo show.
Teacher:How much is it gonna cost?
Teacher: I can easily afford that.
Student: Whats the work?
Teacher: Don't you know that completely international people are exempt from homework, income tax, and Sexual Transmitted Infections??????
2. To have the ability to adapt to date women from different cultures.