White trash with a hair-growth problem that may lead the individual to be mistaken for an ape or other simian. Often demented these individuals rarely leave their room though they are rumoured to make occassional forays outside their habitat for such delicacies as "ciggies" or "coke" (believed to be some type of fruit. These creatures form strong family bonds and will often live with their parents until death. If questioned on this trait they begin to gibber about free "rent" and "food". The beasts also enjoy wallowing in mud and may spend days on end pretending that they are battling imaginary foes.