Creating an account to use this app fusses many decent and wise people while the fools are amazed by its little effects that makes their sad pictures look cool and vintage
Straight non metrosexual guy: I'm gonna diss that, you know, i hate all those hos like pics on that app, personally i prefer pixlr-o-matic
Hipster: No way man, look at this picture that I took on my phone with instagram! It's even better!
"What do you mean? I was in the middle of the backyard! But if you like the photo, you should check out my other ones on Instagram!"
"OMG look at my mom's crappy old photos from the 70s... Oh, but check out this Instagram photo of me and Katie at the bar last night."
Instagram makes photos more fartsy than artsy.