"OMG look at my mom's crappy old photos from the 70s... Oh, but check out this Instagram photo of me and Katie at the bar last night."
Instagram makes photos more fartsy than artsy.
Hipster: No way man, look at this picture that I took on my phone with instagram! It's even better!
"What do you mean? I was in the middle of the backyard! But if you like the photo, you should check out my other ones on Instagram!"