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60. Insane Clown Posse
The most hated group in the world. And they dont give a fuck. What they do is not "satanist" or "racist". they do not go out and kill people and "rape corpses". Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are just a couple of normal people trying to make the world better by putting a twist on their lyrics to say that there shouldnt be "Gangs" and stuff. Everyone should love everybody.
guy 1: ZOMGZ!!!1111!!!!1!11 insane clown posse are so racist! and satanist!
guy 2: Dude shut up
hands guy 1 a piece of paper
paper reads
"Thy Unveiling"

Carnival of Carnage,
The Ringmaster,
The Riddle Box,
The Great Milenko,
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers,
and The Wraith

looks like were all out of time brother!
Everybody's out of time!
Fuck It, We gots to tell them
All secrets will now be told
no more hidden messengers
this is it yall
times up
everything be out right here
no need for the reverse talking
the truth.

Now we have been told this carnival shit has touched many lives.
People have fuckin` sworn to us they too can feel it inside.
What is it that draws you in, this magic that compels you?
We`ve been waiting six fuckin` joker cards to finally tell you.
This messengers and hints were there, all though most never picked up on them.
We snuck em` in subliminally with that wicked shit around them.
We mentioned more and more of this on every Joker's Card.
The bottom line always the same, you ain't have to look hard.
We wickedly kick it, inflict it, you get it, get with it and dig we don't preach it flat, cause some ninjas don`t wanna get with ya, they quick to forget ya without the hatchet and gat out.
So we rose the hatchet, do or die, now Juggalos standing tall, after all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all. It ain't got nothing to do with us, It ain't Psychopathic Records!
All we`re doing is pointing this shit out to you, we in this together! Who`s behind the Dark Carnival, the Gatherings and the hatchet? Who`s beind Dark Lotus, the circus and everybody at it?
Who inveted Juggalos and Juggalette and fucking Faygo showers? What about that feeling you get when bumping our shit, who`s behind these Juggalo powers?
This ain`t no fucking fan club, It ain't about making a buck. Don`t buy our fucking action figures bitch, i don't give a fuck. It ain't About Violent J or Shaggy, the Butterfly or seventeen.
When we speak of Shangri-La, what you think we mean? Truth is we follow GOD, we`ve always been behind him, The Carnival is God and may all Juggalos find him!

May The Juggalos Find Him!
May The Juggalos Find Him!
May The Juggalos Find Him!
He's out there, He's Out there!

We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
We don't care what happens now.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
We swing our hatchet and we`re proud.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
Painted faces in the crowd.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.

He`s Out There!
May The Juggalos Find Him!
He's Out There!
May The Juggalos Find Him!

We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
Painted faces in the crowd.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
Our carnival will carry one.

yeh, he`s everywhere!
I'm saying he's anywhere!
juggalos, hes out there!
yeh, yeh, everywhere!
He's Out There

Come see the show,
big top show,
Walk in and hang with the dead carnival
Dead dirty carnies, dead juggalos
Walk in and hang with the dead carnival

he`s out there!

Juggla, Juggla, fuck with the juggla
Juggla, Juggla, fuck with the juggla
Juggla, Juggla, fuck with the juggla
ya cant fuck with the juggla

May the Juggalos find him!
May the Juggalos find him!
He's out there!
May the Juggalos find him!
May the Juggalos find him!
He's out there! He`s out there!

We all gonna die, but I`m not gonna fry
Even though most never try.
I`m not gonna let this pass me bye, no.

This is our world! This is our world! This is our world!
SO GET THE FUCK OUT!
This is our world! This is our world! This is our world!
SO GET THE FUCK OUT!

We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
We don`t care what happens now.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
We swing our hatchets and we`re proud.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
Painted faces in the crowd.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.

Suck My Nuts! Bitch, Fuck You!
Suck My Nuts! Bitch, Fuck You!

Inner City Posse got the Dog Beats
ICP we got the dog beats!
Inner City Posse got the Dog Beats
ICP we got the dog beats!

3 rings, a ding-a-ding-ding
people love to point and stare
3 rings, a ding-a-ding-ding
its the same as everywhere

Murder Go Round,Murder Go Round
How ya gonna fuck wit a wicked clown!
Murder Go Round,Murder Go Round
How ya gonna fuck wit a wicked clown!

He's out there!
We don't care what happen's now!
We swing our hatchets and we`re proud!
Painted Faces in the crowd!
The Carnival will carry on!
The Carnival will carry on!
Painted Faces in the crowd!
The Carnival will carry on!
The Carnival will carry on!

Thank you! ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you for joining us
We hope you`ve enjoyed the Wraith's exhibit of Shangri-La
and soon as you die, this will be yours!
Thank you for joining us! Thank you byyyatch!
hahahaha, always remember to fuck off!
Fuck Off! good bye!

Guy 1: oh shit.
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1. insane clown posse
The gayest ass group to ever say the word fuck. Should be taken out into the middle of nowhere and be strangeled, shot, spit on, pissed on, cut up with a knife, ran over and then hung by a rope on the tallest thing around. Then be taken down with the rope still on and be fed to wild animals and the remains be sent to an infested dumpster to be finished off by maggots, flies, ants and eventually bacteria. Fuck i.c.p., the little faggots the name should be the insane clown pussies. Fuck the juggalos and everyone associated with the fagot ass little group or the fucking homosexual records. They should be going to a gay rehab clinic instead of a drug rehab clinic. Well basically what i'm tryin to say is FUCK I.C.P. (INSANE CLOWN PUSSIES)
guy #1: man i was listening to this tight ass song by the insane clown posse
guy #2: shit i.c.p. sucks
guy #3: i know man the insane clown pussies are gay as fuck
guy #4: shit i know thats right those little faggots dress up in a whole lot of make up and try to hide it by saying that they are clowns. spraying fake ass root beer around so that they can pretend that they're getting a buzz.
guy #1: i see your point man they are fags.
2. insane clown posse
Talentnless rap group who think they are down with some gay clown or something. Also their fans are very annoying
Person who likes good mucic: ICP sucks

ICP fan: liek omgz! fuck you Insane Clown Posse is teh pwnsorz!!!111 lolllllzzz.

Person who likes good music: *slaps ICP fan*
3. insane clown posse
a rap/metal duo that look like Ronald MC Donald and his fat boyfriend that eats too much big macs.
guy 1:did you see insane clown posse at the VBC?

guy 2:its more like insane clown pussies
4. Insane Clown Posse
A "rap" group whos fanbase consists of 5th graders with down syndrome. If you read their lyrics,you can see that they have no talent what so ever. For instance,if you were to read some of Eminem's lyrics you could tell that he at least attempts to rhyme and delivers it good. ICP on the other hand have both horrible lyrics and hardly make them soundgood.

I quote:

"Night Of The Axe"

Shit, I can't fucking take this
All this fucking pressure, I'm dying
Make me go motherfucking crazy
I got all these motherfuckers
Every where I go
They gonna come down on me

If you look,that doesnt even rhyme.
Why people actually listen to these idiots is beyond me.

Also "Shaggy 2 Dope" doesnt write his own lyrics.

If you would like to troll them like I do,you can do some of the following.

"Eminem is hot"
"shaggy doesnt write his own lyrics."
"faygo sucks"

Be creative,make your own.

Oh I forgot to add, these fucktards aparently created their own branches of heaven and hell. Shangri-la being reserved for the true juggalos.

Below is a conversation I have actually taken from one of my trollings.

P.s. If you look you can tell that aparently their vocabulary is mainly composed of the words "Redneck" "Mother" "Fucker" and "Faggot".
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5. Insane Clown Posse
absolute shit
I.C.P. is shit

Insane Clown Posse should go choke on hobo cock
6. Insane Clown Posse
A bunch of hardcore ghetto clowns who are insane, and they rap about violence and Santa Claus. Seriously who the fuck gave these losers a contract? They can't rap, their songs have too many curses in them obviously to enhance their "baditude", their lyrics are written by retarded 5 year old monkeys, and they have a cult following of Juggalosers.
person: I love the ICP

person2: You mean the idiot crap penissuckers?

person: NO!! The insane clown posse!

person2: Whats the difference?
7. Insane Clown Posse
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You realy searched them? ok then, the insane clown posse is a talentless, retarded looking and acting, clown "band". Every song has the words mother fucker in it, and they typically like to refer to them and their teenage pothead highschool dropouts fanbase as juggalos(or however you spell it, i couldnt give a shit). I would not recommend this group to anyone who can hear, fuck it, anyone with ears.

they like to think of themselves as kind of a gang, working in teams to weed out da haterzz and bring them to justice. but what theyre really doing is giving sensible peoplle something to laugh hysterrically at when they come up to you in a hat that has some man with a hatchet on it saying theyre gonna kick your ass. well, i say a real band will carry a fucking axe and destroy you (such as into the moat).

they like to think they are tough, but on the contrary, they are a bunch of pussies who will drop off of the face of the earth until in twenty years when VH1 is doing a "shitty music from 2001-2010" special, a fifty year old dane cook will make fun of them and their horribly put together music videos. *middle finger*
James: man you heard dat new Insane Clown Posse cd-izzle? itzz offada chian fo real juggalo.
Me: you just called me juggalo....im going to walk away and come back in 5 minutes...if youre NOT listening to something good like The Ghost Inside the shit will hit the fan.
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