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Horrorcore Rock/rap group. A Lot of people like to hone in on the fact that the ICP members, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, can not write lyrics worth a shit. And while there right, you got to consider there skill at actual rapping (And by rapping, I don't mean talking fast like Eminem, I mean cadence, Literary Technique, Flow, ability to have your voice fit a song style, etc.), Producing (ICP produced all of The Calm E.P.), Singing (Violent J mostly), and Promotion of the group.
Maybe when you sell over 3 million albums, have millions of the most loyal fans on earth, Have your own Record Label, Have your own Wrestling Company, and do it all with NO help from the radio or MTV, THEN you can criticize ICP. List of Insane Clown Posse Albums:
Carnival of Carnage: Really Ghetto Album. It would seem very outdated today but was good when they released it in 1992. Best Song on here is Your Rebel Flag The Ringmaster: This album Was probably the wickedest sounding of them all, and contained lots of classics. Best song on here is probably either Chicken Huntin or Mr. Johnson's Head The Riddle Box: A lot of People say this was the first actually "good sounding" Album. It was a lot like Jeckel Brothers, where every song was as good as the last, and as a result there weren't any "Juggalo Classic" tracks on it. Best Song on here is either Ol' Evil Eye or the Chicken Huntin Remix The Great Milenko: This Album made ICP famous, Mostly because of the controversy with Disney who pulled it from Shelfs because they said the F word to many times. Best Song on here is probably Halls of Illusions or Hokus Pokus The Amazing Jeckel Brothers: This Album was 4th on the Billboard Chart behind N'Sync and other boy bands. It was ICP's best album, considerably more grown up then past albums, better produced, and better rapping. This is also the album where ICP broke away from the ghetto and started making more Rock influenced music. Best song on here is probably I want my Shit or Terrible Bizaar: First Album that wasn't a Joker's Card, kind of disappointing. Best song on here is Tilt-a-Whirl Bizzar: First Album that wasn't a Joker's Card, kind of disappointing. Best song on here is Let's go all the Way The Wraith: Shangri-La: The Most disappointing ICP Album, very hyped, but ended up sounding more mainstream and more happy, probably because Mike P. produced it instead of the Regular producer Mike E. Clark. Best song on here is probably It Rains Diamonds The Wraith: Hell's Pit: Slightly better, but by not much. It has a very strong feel to it, as all songs sound somewhat alike and all talk about the dark side of life. Best song on here is Bowling Balls The Tempest: Newest ICP Album, second album released that wasn't a Jokers Card. A pretty scattered album, all the songs talk about a different thing and all sound different. Most likely because Mike P. Stopped producing and Mike E. Clark came back, which is great, because this is no doubt the best ICP produced album of them all. Best song on here is either I Do This or Growing Again. |
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The gayest ass group to ever say the word fuck. Should be taken out into the middle of nowhere and be strangeled, shot, spit on, pissed on, cut up with a knife, ran over and then hung by a rope on the tallest thing around. Then be taken down with the rope still on and be fed to wild animals and the remains be sent to an infested dumpster to be finished off by maggots, flies, ants and eventually bacteria. Fuck i.c.p., the little faggots the name should be the insane clown pussies. Fuck the juggalos and everyone associated with the fagot ass little group or the fucking homosexual records. They should be going to a gay rehab clinic instead of a drug rehab clinic. Well basically what i'm tryin to say is FUCK I.C.P. (INSANE CLOWN PUSSIES) guy #1: man i was listening to this tight ass song by the insane clown posse
guy #2: shit i.c.p. sucks guy #3: i know man the insane clown pussies are gay as fuck guy #4: shit i know thats right those little faggots dress up in a whole lot of make up and try to hide it by saying that they are clowns. spraying fake ass root beer around so that they can pretend that they're getting a buzz. guy #1: i see your point man they are fags. |
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Talentnless rap group who think they are down with some gay clown or something. Also their fans are very annoying Person who likes good mucic: ICP sucks
ICP fan: liek omgz! fuck you Insane Clown Posse is teh pwnsorz!!!111 lolllllzzz. Person who likes good music: *slaps ICP fan* |
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a rap/metal duo that look like Ronald MC Donald and his fat boyfriend that eats too much big macs. guy 1:did you see insane clown posse at the VBC?
guy 2:its more like insane clown pussies |
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A "rap" group whos fanbase consists of 5th graders with down syndrome. If you read their lyrics,you can see that they have no talent what so ever. For instance,if you were to read some of Eminem's lyrics you could tell that he at least attempts to rhyme and delivers it good. ICP on the other hand have both horrible lyrics and hardly make them soundgood.
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I quote: "Night Of The Axe" Shit, I can't fucking take this All this fucking pressure, I'm dying Make me go motherfucking crazy I got all these motherfuckers Every where I go They gonna come down on me If you look,that doesnt even rhyme. Why people actually listen to these idiots is beyond me. Also "Shaggy 2 Dope" doesnt write his own lyrics. If you would like to troll them like I do,you can do some of the following. "Eminem is hot" "shaggy doesnt write his own lyrics." "faygo sucks" Be creative,make your own. Oh I forgot to add, these fucktards aparently created their own branches of heaven and hell. Shangri-la being reserved for the true juggalos. Below is a conversation I have actually taken from one of my trollings. P.s. If you look you can tell that aparently their vocabulary is mainly composed of the words "Redneck" "Mother" "Fucker" and "Faggot". |
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absolute shit I.C.P. is shit
Insane Clown Posse should go choke on hobo cock |
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A bunch of hardcore ghetto clowns who are insane, and they rap about violence and Santa Claus. Seriously who the fuck gave these losers a contract? They can't rap, their songs have too many curses in them obviously to enhance their "baditude", their lyrics are written by retarded 5 year old monkeys, and they have a cult following of Juggalosers. person: I love the ICP
person2: You mean the idiot crap penissuckers? person: NO!! The insane clown posse! person2: Whats the difference? |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You realy searched them? ok then, the insane clown posse is a talentless, retarded looking and acting, clown "band". Every song has the words mother fucker in it, and they typically like to refer to them and their teenage pothead highschool dropouts fanbase as juggalos(or however you spell it, i couldnt give a shit). I would not recommend this group to anyone who can hear, fuck it, anyone with ears. they like to think of themselves as kind of a gang, working in teams to weed out da haterzz and bring them to justice. but what theyre really doing is giving sensible peoplle something to laugh hysterrically at when they come up to you in a hat that has some man with a hatchet on it saying theyre gonna kick your ass. well, i say a real band will carry a fucking axe and destroy you (such as into the moat). they like to think they are tough, but on the contrary, they are a bunch of pussies who will drop off of the face of the earth until in twenty years when VH1 is doing a "shitty music from 2001-2010" special, a fifty year old dane cook will make fun of them and their horribly put together music videos. *middle finger* James: man you heard dat new Insane Clown Posse cd-izzle? itzz offada chian fo real juggalo.
Me: you just called me juggalo....im going to walk away and come back in 5 minutes...if youre NOT listening to something good like The Ghost Inside the shit will hit the fan. |
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