Halls of Illusians: Heavy Metal Chorus
Tilt-a-Whirl: Rock Chorus
and a bunch of others but I'm running out of time.
Anyway, people dismiss they're music as "crap" or "stupid" as soon as they hear cussing and killing people and such. Well, hell, if every racist, hater, and corrupt person in the world was dead, would there be any Corruptness? Hatred? Racism? Does it seem so crazy to get rid of all the things that make life painfull for others? A world without the things that make life tough is what ICP calls Shangri-La, the goal of Juggalos is to get there, to get to a place where they are not outcasts. At least, that is my interpretation of their lyrics, which are very complex and confusing, which is another plus to ICP, their music makes you think. It sounds funny to you considering they contain killing people and shit but they are.
I don't think I have ever heard anything as stupid and fucked up as ICP fans are only ICP Fans becuase they like to have Clown Orgies. I'm not sure if it was in the Juggalo or ICP Definition but that is seriously fucked up. Oh, and don't say ICP and Juggalos are gay becuase you don't like their music. WHAT THE FUCK DOES HOMOSEXUALITY HAVE TO DO WITH MUSIC!? ARE YOU FUCKIN RETARDED!? YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT GAY PEOPLE YOU CAN GO IN A GAY CHAT ROOM. I get seriously fucking tired when people insult someone by calling them gay. It's like insulting someone by going, "Oh, yeah, well your Asian!" when the person your talking to is Black or White, It dosn't make sence.
And if you make fun of Juggalos, what the hell is wrong with you? You look at a community trying to get rid of hatred, corruptness, and racism and all you can think of is, "Let's fuck around with them!" WHAT THE FUCKS WRONG WITH YOU!?
guy #2: shit i.c.p. sucks
guy #3: i know man the insane clown pussies are gay as fuck
guy #4: shit i know thats right those little faggots dress up in a whole lot of make up and try to hide it by saying that they are clowns. spraying fake ass root beer around so that they can pretend that they're getting a buzz.
guy #1: i see your point man they are fags.
ICP fan: liek omgz! fuck you Insane Clown Posse is teh pwnsorz!!!111 lolllllzzz.
Person who likes good music: *slaps ICP fan*
"Night Of The Axe"
Shit, I can't fucking take this
All this fucking pressure, I'm dying
Make me go motherfucking crazy
I got all these motherfuckers
Every where I go
They gonna come down on me
If you look,that doesnt even rhyme.
Why people actually listen to these idiots is beyond me.
Also "Shaggy 2 Dope" doesnt write his own lyrics.
If you would like to troll them like I do,you can do some of the following.
"Eminem is hot"
"shaggy doesnt write his own lyrics."
Be creative,make your own.
Oh I forgot to add, these fucktards aparently created their own branches of heaven and hell. Shangri-la being reserved for the true juggalos.
Below is a conversation I have actually taken from one of my trollings.
P.s. If you look you can tell that aparently their vocabulary is mainly composed of the words "Redneck" "Mother" "Fucker" and "Faggot".
Me: plx dont hurt meh
Wicked Clown RJ: what the fuck is wrong wit u are u retarded or are u just one dumb ass mother fucker
Me:www.teletorrents.org for free porn.
yes im retarded.
Wicked Clown RJ: look faggot stop sendin me e-mails bfore i take a rode trip and kick ur ass u stupid faggot ass mother fucker.
Wicked Clown RJ: yes really u redneck mother fucker
INSANE CLOWN POSSE Mcl
Upon the first time hearing ICP I was immediately impressed by their captivating use of the English language. Explaining to me how AND why they planned on killing a police officer kept me entertained for hours. If you really do take a look deep down into ICP's lyrics you will find just more and more intelligent ideas that would greatly improve the world today.
Fred: Oh, insane clown posse? Yeah, I heard they were a bunch of wankers quite frankly..
Albert: You heard wrong friend! These people are the cream of the crop! They are the height of intellectuality this world has ever and will ever see! They're a godsend!
Fred: Thanks for clearing my mind and saving me from damnation Albert! I'll be off now to listen to this excellent band and draw pictures of a man running with an axe on all my binders!
person2: You mean the idiot crap penissuckers?
person: NO!! The insane clown posse!
person2: Whats the difference?