1 multiplied by ten to the power of -(infinity plus one)
which means zero point an infinite number of zeroes followed by 1
(True: if you ask a mathematician, it's not really a "number." But when I was, like, six years old, I didn't give a flying fuck.)
(Also true: As soon as I said "infinity plus one," my buddy would cleverly outdo me with infinity plus two.)
Yeah but I had all ten fingers crossed.
Yeah but I had all my fingers and toes crossed.
Yeah but I had infinity fingers crossed.
Yeah but I had infinity plus one fingers crossed. Ha ha ha ha ha!