Top Definition
A guy who has no interest in other men & likes to lick hoo-ha, but does not want a relationship with every hoo-ha that he licks.
DA: What's a sexy man like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Rager: Nope, sorry-- I'm strictly an Infestus.
by Merrlin April 16, 2008

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