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When a male is too intoxicated to perform sexual activities, he lays flat on his back on a bed in a semi-conscious state, staring at the ceiling, letting his female counterpart perform all of the work involved.
Man, I was so blasted last night I pulled an indifferent pancake on my girlfriend.
by WillowTwentyFour2010 December 09, 2010
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