The Hoosier State. Calls itself the Crossroads of America. The epitome of "flyover territory." One of those Midwest/Great Lakes States with a very slow pace of life and too many declining Rust Belt cities. Indiana is almost nothing but a flat, dull, boring, drab, lifeless, cornfield hell. There are basically no large cities, but its capital and largest city of Indianapolis is the only city in the state to come even remotely close to being a big city. Indiana is about the only state (with the possible exception of Ohio) you will find a manufacturing plant next to a cornfield. It's abundance in boredom is matched by its many declining Rust Belt cities: Gary, Michigan City, South Bend, Kokomo, Muncie, Anderson and Terre Haute. Even Indianapolis proper, with the exception of the rest of the metro area, isn't growing much.

Indiana is very quaint and definately not Colorado or those mountain states. There is no geography or picturesque scenery. There is no mountains. No water. No shoreline. No beaches (beaches next to steel mills on Lake Michigan don't count). Nothing to do. No cool places to see, much less anything to write home about. No opportunities to get out and enjoy nature--that's why so many people are so fat. I don't like Michigan but at least it has opportunities to enjoy nature with its water, and it has a cool coolege town of Ann Arbor. I don't like Ohio either but at least it has 3 large cities: Columbus, Cleveland and Ciny. Columbus is quaint but sophisticated college town and Cleveland has the R&R Hall of Fame. Tennesssee at least has Graceland and numerous bars in Memphis while Nashville is the home of country music and the Grand Ole Opry. Illinois at least has Chicago, America's 3rd largest popuation center and an awsome world-class city. At least Pennsylvania has neat, historical Philadelphia. And at least Georgia has Atanata, which is quickly becoming an international center. But Indiana has NOTHING!!

It's 6.4 million Hoosiers (14th in population for some reason)as its people are called are also, fat, stupid, antiquated and unhealthy. Indiana consistently ranks among the worst states in education and ACT/SAT scores. Most people, like me, leave when they graduate from college, creating the brain drain. They leave because there are no descent, much less good-paying jobs for college graduates. The people are also stupid. They refuse to get out of their antiquated thinking to change anything, even when it behooves their state. They consistently yell about taxes that are wisely used to improve the state's antiquated roads. They routinely and ignorantly blame their good Governor for the good things he has done for Indiana is the past several years. Like I said, the people don't like any change, even when good. Hoosiers also have among the highest rates of obesity, diabetes, heart disease and smoking. Hoosiers are also racist and generally talk bad about blacks (who comprise 12% of the state) and Hispanics, especially Mexicans.

Like I said, Indiana is good for nothing and is a dull, boring, drab, lifeless cornfield hell. IT is a terrible place to live in general. I grew up there until I was 23 when I found a good job, and will NEVER return. Good riddence. If only I could get my family out of there.
I grew up in Indiana for 23 years and can say, with confidence, that it is among the worst states. I don't know how/why people can live there. Only Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas, Iowa, Kansas and Nebraska are worse.
by krock1dk February 14, 2008
Prone to make it to playoffs, semi-finals, and/or finals in any sport, but alway fuck it up to the uber-extreme at the last minute and fucking lose some people their car, house, boat, daughter, wife, dog, bed, right eye, left testicle, and last but not least, their sanity...=D
you: hey did you see the colts game?
me:.....*gun to head, trigger pulled*
you: *dead*
peyton manning:Hey that wasn't very...
peyton manning: *dead*
reggie miller:A'ight dude that's en....
reggie miller: *bleeding from the anus*
me: *partially satisfied*
your sister: *deep throat*
me: *satisfied* GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!
by Jordan1809 May 26, 2005
Best state in the Midwest. Yes we have corn but Iowa is the corn state. Bad weather, but great sports. We are the best at Football if you havent notice..the Colts, some great schools too, well just Notre Dame. Purdue sucks. Not really a red neck state, that is Kentucky. and we hate Michigan, they are always in Indiana cause they the ones who cant drive.
Where is Indiana? Oh that cool state in the middle of the US

A car turning left on red? yup their from Michigan
by Gcool May 02, 2011
College town of about 15,000 in the middle of nowhere, about 50 miles ENE of Pittsburgh. Population increases to 30,000 when IUP is in session. Home of IUP and birthplace of the band The Clarks and actor Jimmy Stewart. Located in Indiana County, the Christmas Tree Capital of the World.
I'm from Indiana.
The state?
No, the town...uh...where IUP is.
by panther75 March 24, 2006
Americas Largest Prison
Didn't Jim just go to visit his friend in Indiana?
by rhoar! July 07, 2003
Western extension of Ohio
Indiana and Ohio both have alot of cornfields.
by Someone living in Dover, Ohio November 08, 2009
Indiana is a state in the midwest. Sandwiched in between Illinois and Ohio, Indiana is best known for being the world’s largest contiguous cornfield, spanning at least a billion miles across the heartland of the United States. Indiana has the highest percent population of rednecks of any non-Southern state. A significant number of black people also live in certain areas but the only reason why they are allowed to is because they make up the bulk of the Pacers basketball team, since everybody knows that Whitey can’t jump. Indiana culture revolves around four things: corn, basketball, meth labs, and NASCAR.
Redneck 1: "Hey, you got any corn?"

redneck 2: "Take a look around, dipshit. We're in indiana. We LIVE in corn."

Redneck 1: "Oh... well, then you got any Skoal?"

redneck 2: " Hell yeah. It's in my truck over yonder, right next to the meth lab in the back!"
by CodyE March 17, 2007
A state consisting of unnatractive men who live off the past, with tiny minds and even tinier doo-dads in their pants.
Nice to meet ya..Oh, Sooo..your from Indiana? *runs away briskly*
by Linda April 29, 2005

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