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noun. 1. the act of jerking off a 20 story balcony while a fat Indian woman massages your prostate using 1 or 2 fingers. This is done because she is so disgusting, your dick is unable to rise due to her mere presence.

Alternate definition: Jerking off on yourself while a large Indian women works a butt plug on you.
Did a bird shit on my head or did we just get caught in an Indian Thunderstorm?
by Gorjuss George May 30, 2010