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Certain sub species of the 'fairer' sex that thinks she can 'take care of herself' and 'don't need no man to pay her bills'. Often delusional and may require a firm hand to see the light.
Im an Independant Woman. I don't need no help from no scrub. How do I wire this plug??
Im an Independant Woman. Aint no man gonna run my life. How do I set this video recorder??
by hindsightman March 10, 2006
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A woman who secretly aspires to be a man

Many men find her annoying, usually loud-mouthed, and overall repulsive.

She is a live example of political correctness and its ever growing stranglehold on America. This woman will not allow you to buy her gifts nor will she allow you to simply hold a door open for her because it "offends" her and she wants to prove that she can do it herself.

Common habits of these women include but are not limited to:

Lack of personal hygene
Failure to shave
Chronic sluttyness
manly strength
and finally, spontanious penis growth
Guy 1: I tried to buy my girlfriend something nice for valentines day..

Guy 2: You tried to buy HER something?! Isn't she an independant woman? What did she do?

Guy 1: She grew a penis and raped me..

Guy 2: Ouch
by shaw51 March 29, 2010
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Certain sub species of the 'fairer' sex that thinks she can 'take care of herself' and 'don't need no man to pay her bills'. Often delusional and may require a firm hand to see the light.

Im an Independant Woman. I don't need no help from no scrub. How do I wire this plug??
Im an Independant Woman. Aint no man gonna run my life. How do I set this video recorder??
by Hindsightman February 14, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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