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Where the hill people dispose of their worn out appliances, tires, car parts and other jetsam.
When the refrigerator finally gave it up, she had the old man take it out InTheWoods next to the '86 Buick.
by mrsnyder July 30, 2007
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Lost or confused. Unable to see the forest for the trees. Given that golfers try to avoid the wooded parts of a golf course, this adds irony to the phrase when used in reference to Tiger Woods.
His affair was going great but then his wife found out and now he's in the woods
by Havan_IronOak May 20, 2011
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Phrase you say when someone is in a bad situation.Just like Tiger Woods, hence the name.
When your girlfreind finds out what you did, you'll be in the Woods!
by nitrosoft3 March 18, 2010
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1) n. A place where rapes and sexual assaults commonly can occur.

2)n A place where horny teens go to fuck in privacy under their parents' radar.
1) Rapist: Dude, Im going to take this hot MILF inthewoods with me tonight. She seems totally loose!

P.O.: Can I come with? I found a hot slut earlier today too!

2) Ryan: Baby, let's go inthewoods tonight!

Ashley: Alright Ryan! I'm horny and have been waiting for this for a while! Let's fuck!
by kilometeros July 12, 2008
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